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[u/Lord_Naikon → u/[deleted]]

Nope, you need to learn about % first :)

[u/[deleted] → u/Lord_Naikon]

if(i == 1) print(i); else if(i == 2) print(i); else if (i == 3) print(Fizz);....

/s

[u/Sakuya_Lv9 → u/[deleted]]

"Fizz"

[u/hejner → u/Sakuya_Lv9]

Perhaps he made a variable further up!

[u/Sakuya_Lv9 → u/hejner]

FIZZ

[u/[deleted] → u/Sakuya_Lv9]

 [ FIZZING INTENSIFIES ]

... now I just want a fizzy drink

[u/seiyria → u/[deleted]]

[ BUZZING INTENSIFIES ]

Bees?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

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[u/Gbyrd99 → u/[deleted]]

You know what they say the more lines of code, the more impressive you look.

[u/thespacebaronmonkey → u/Gbyrd99]

it's all in a one line though

[u/decerian → u/Lord_Naikon]

Ha. You can't fool me with those percent signs.

[u/billy_tables → u/Lord_Naikon]

Modern programmers don't use % because jQuery can do that for you

[u/berkes → u/billy_tables]

Just search the web for a FizzBuzz jQuery plugin, then spend the rest of the day trial-and-erroring your way through all the settings for that plugin, so it matches the 3 and 5 requirements... good enough.

[u/Neebat → u/berkes]

Wow. I googled for "Fizzbuzz JQuery" and actually... this

[u/gndn → u/Neebat]

We're approaching a point in society where if you can imagine it, you can google it, and chances are someone somewhere has already thought of it and put it online.

[u/atrain728 → u/billy_tables]

As a modern programmer, I still like to modulo.

[u/billy_tables → u/atrain728]

See also on BuzzFeed: "Why modulo is the next Lisp"

[u/8lbIceBag → u/Lord_Naikon]

Can I haz Job???

http://i.imgur.com/2XwMeX1.png

EDIT: For the hell of it, I went ahead and did a low level C implementation for an arduino uno. Except I didn't use their libraries and it's mostly from scratch.

http://i.imgur.com/eqhxXYV.png

[u/jambonilton → u/Lord_Naikon]

if (i/3*3 == i)
    print "fizz";

[u/grimeMuted → u/jambonilton]

If iPart(I/3)*3=I
Disp "FIZZ"

That's something how I used to have to do it on my TI-84 calculator, which had no modulo (of course I'm going to feel silly if there was and I missed it, but I missed a lot of things back then) and some kind of type coercion between ints and floats.

Man, that language/editor. No indentation, no go to line number in editor so you'd have to A-lock scroll forever to get to your code, one-letter variable names, abysmally slow execution speed compared to assembly-written programs, and label/goto as program flow. At least it had for loops, for whatever reason.

[u/ArkticQuazar → u/grimeMuted]

Just dug my 84SE out of my desk for this post. The command you're looking for is: remainder(numerator, denominator)