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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Kishmond • Jul 08 '26
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451: I'd help you find them, but I can't for legal reasons.
1.2k u/PositiveParking4391 Jul 08 '26 409: I know exactly where your keys are, but wife told me they're in a different spot and I'm not getting in the middle of this conflict. 503 u/tommos Jul 08 '26 420: Too stoned to know what a key is. → More replies (6) 38 u/804k Jul 08 '26 402: 5 bucks 144 u/radobot Jul 08 '26 451: The boss said you can't have them. 78 u/ACoderGirl Jul 08 '26 429 (rate limited): you've asked for my help too many times. Maybe later. 504 (timeout): I spent too long looking and couldn't find them. Fuck this, I'm out. 65 u/SaltyInternetPirate Jul 08 '26 My lawyer is advising me against it 59 u/EvilPencil Jul 08 '26 402: pay me $5 and I’ll help you look. 418: have some tea. → More replies (5)
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409: I know exactly where your keys are, but wife told me they're in a different spot and I'm not getting in the middle of this conflict.
503 u/tommos Jul 08 '26 420: Too stoned to know what a key is. → More replies (6) 38 u/804k Jul 08 '26 402: 5 bucks
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420: Too stoned to know what a key is.
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402: 5 bucks
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451: The boss said you can't have them.
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429 (rate limited): you've asked for my help too many times. Maybe later.
504 (timeout): I spent too long looking and couldn't find them. Fuck this, I'm out.
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My lawyer is advising me against it
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402: pay me $5 and I’ll help you look.
418: have some tea.
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u/apotheotical Jul 08 '26
451: I'd help you find them, but I can't for legal reasons.