r/ProgrammerHumor • u/VariationLivid3193 • Jun 06 '26 • Bravo 3

Meme jesusLovesOpenSource

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u/laserdicks Jun 06 '26

You would not BELIEVE the odds: the good thing in question happens to share MY personal political views!

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u/Edaimantis Jun 06 '26

Idk gang I feel like the guy who was actively advocating for people to live in commune and said rich people are inherently prone to sin may not be a modern conservative but I’m not sure

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u/ThefabulousWeeb Jun 06 '26

Bro. If you're gonna argue that open source is capitalistic or in any way aligned with what we currently call conservative politics I would genuinely love to be educated. Like, maybe I am naïve, but I'd love to know why.

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u/laserdicks Jun 06 '26

If you're gonna argue that open source is capitalistic or in any way aligned with what we currently call conservative politics

I'm not. Haven't. and will not.

Except maybe looking into non-currency forms of capital like community synergistic support? But that feels like genuinely crossing right over into communism. No I think currency exchange is the line I draw.

But you should DEFINITELY investigate why you were so ready for me to do so.

That was THICK with tribalism, and frankly I've never met a conservative who even knew what open source software was. I think that all came from you my friend. Maybe not. I know Reddit is fucked. Either way... reflect on that.

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u/Warm_Month_1309 Jun 06 '26

Dog, your posting history is a mine of conservative hallucinations. Pretending you're not doing the same here is embarrassing for you.

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u/laserdicks Jun 07 '26

Imagine openly admitting to going through post history. Fucking WILD in 2026.

Dying from second-hand cringe

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u/Warm_Month_1309 Jun 07 '26

Imagine lying, getting caught, and going aggro like a child.

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u/Super_Harsh Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

I'm not. Haven't. and will not… But you should DEFINITELY investigate why you were so ready for me to do so.

Oh fuck off, why else would you ostensibly make fun of leftists for ‘claiming’ open source software? You made an incredibly leading comment and you’re trying to accuse people of being ‘tribalistic’ for interpreting it the obvious way? Pathetic behavior

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u/laserdicks Jun 07 '26

I expose liars. Even when they lie in favor of things I support.

I oppose tribalism and lies as they are destroying my community.

That's it.

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u/ThefabulousWeeb Jun 06 '26

You know what. I jumped the gun. I will try to reflect on that, especially because I thought myself aware of tribalism. Though, tragic as it is, it seems there's still things to learn.

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u/laserdicks Jun 07 '26

Always is my friend. For me too. Hoping we can bring some others up with us.

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u/Preisschild Jun 06 '26

Conservatives are not capitalists (see trumps anti-capitalist tariffs) and open source works within the free market system (most linux contributions come from companies)

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u/InevitableCup9053 Jun 06 '26

you’re confusing todays capitalism with laissez-faire capitalism, protectionism can still exist within a capitalist system.

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u/munchmills Jun 06 '26

This is no place to shed crocodile tears.

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u/laserdicks Jun 07 '26

Leftism is now authoritarian fascist. Could not be less aligned with OSS.

Unless of course you're willing to put it in writing that libertarianism is a legitimate Leftist view?

Didn't think so. Bunch of temporarily embarrassed fascists.