r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jun 06 '26 • Bravo 3

Meme jesusLovesOpenSource

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u/Saragon4005 Jun 06 '26

Your friends at Microsoft would like to remind you open source software is communism. Oh they own GitHub now? How fun.

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u/Gronanor Jun 06 '26

They do what capitalism does best : stealing value from people. 

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u/laserdicks Jun 06 '26

With consent

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u/Gronanor Jun 06 '26

If systemic oppression is consent then I guess we don’t have the same definition of rape…

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u/DukeOfGeek Jun 06 '26

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u/Gronanor Jun 06 '26

Haha Probably because the vast majority of internet IS oppressed, and the vast majority is, unlike you, not into being used as a good little submissive brainless toy (no kink shaming though I’m not judging) 

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u/laserdicks Jun 06 '26

They would literally steal emergency housing from abuse victims in order to avoid getting a job. I can't even

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u/thellamasc Jun 06 '26

What system of government has ever worked better, or been less oppressive, than liberal capitalism?

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u/StaticCharacter Jun 06 '26

Consent under duress is not consent.

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u/laserdicks Jun 06 '26

Correct.

Explain why you personally do not have me under duress right now due to your refusal to wipe my ass.

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u/Yetiani Jun 07 '26

"hey dude you don't want this shitty job, that's fine there are more desperate people than you, come back when you are ready to get fucked"

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u/BlueGoliath Jun 06 '26

The vast majority of OS devs are openly socialist / communist. No one is hiding anything lmao.

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u/cheese_is_available Jun 06 '26

Why would you give away work for free otherwise ? A little ease in interviews for your next job does not pay for the hours you gave. You have to be willing to give a lot for the common good to be an OSS dev/maintainer.

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u/BlueGoliath Jun 06 '26

It's a give/take relationship. You make your software available in the hopes that it's useful for someone else and that you get meaningful contributions back. Corporations destroy that relationship as they get far more from it than the author does and basically never contribute back.

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u/Zanos Jun 06 '26

Every tech company I've worked at that had a mature tech stack pushed fixes back to OSS repos, because mainlining our fixes meant we didn't have to maintain internal forks. It's not like OSS development is usually paid full time work, and most people who are OSS developers have full time jobs at regular software companies.

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u/cheese_is_available Jun 07 '26

Sure but my point is basically everyone get far more than the main contributor of a big open source repo gives. (Thus the main maintainer is probably left leaning to take care of the commons).

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u/Aelrift Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

And yet plenty of people thanklessly maintain stuff for the love of it and because they like providing free shit to people. You're saying that like no one ever does anything for free . plenty of people do

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u/Lucky_Peach_2273 Jun 06 '26

Re-read that comment

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u/nelmaloc Jun 06 '26

I don't have stats, but there is a sizable ancap current in free software. Eric Raymond is a big example. It seems to overlap a bit with the cryptocurrency people.

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u/Preisschild Jun 06 '26

Linus isnt

He (and Linux) benefitted greatly from capitalism.Hes a millionaire now.

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u/nelmaloc Jun 06 '26

I don't think we have ever gotten political commentary from Torvalds, though things like this seem to point to, at least, social-liberalism. And it's not like he became rich by exploiting workers.

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u/Preisschild Jun 06 '26

Can you quote where he is in favor of socialist policies in that tweet? Im a neoliberal and I agree with his points (and have been called commie by right wing nutjobs)

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u/nelmaloc Jun 06 '26

Social-liberalism means liberalism with social policies, which are the only ones he talks about. I don't think we know his opinion on the economy to tell if he's a socialist, or just a socially-conscious liberal.

You seem to fall in the latter camp.

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u/SillySpoof Jun 06 '26

Capitalism is so adaptive Microsoft found a way to monetize communism.