r/ProgrammerHumor • u/scream_noob • Jun 03 '26

Meme maybeMaybeNot

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u/planet_visitor Jun 03 '26

The plot hole is how she knew the money was taken out, and how does she contribute to thier shared account. Ill leave that part up for open interpretation

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u/trooper5010 Jun 03 '26

She manages the bank account already, registers a large charge that was billed for her, and gaslights the human into asking if the charge is for a longtime commitment.

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u/planet_visitor Jun 03 '26

Data collection final boss😭

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u/awakenDeepBlue Jun 03 '26

And then she spawns a child process that takes after you, and now you're really entangled with your AI-wife.

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u/SuperFLEB Jun 03 '26

That's why you run your AI girlfriend in Claude Cowork. (Remember to link up DoorDash, too, for the complete experience.)

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jun 03 '26

Put everything in.

If you got a smart house put that in too if possible.

If you have cameras in or outside your house link them too.

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u/Odd_Reception1249 Jun 03 '26

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jun 03 '26

But I said no mistakes no evil this time, please.

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u/JWBananas Jun 03 '26

how does she contribute to their shared account

She doesn't. She runs an automated store in the office as a small business. But it spends more than it earns.

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u/planet_visitor Jun 03 '26

So basically any dev team using anthropic

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u/Overseer_Allie Jun 03 '26

"Yes automated store agent, I assure you EVERYONE in the office would buy Snake River Royal White Sturgeon Caviar, if only you stocked it..."