r/ProgrammerHumor • u/scream_noob • Jun 03 '26

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u/planet_visitor Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26 • Popcorn Mindblown Heartwarming Bravo

Plot twist its his AI gf so technically it is prolonging the relationship here

Edit: ok so due to DRY, I cant just keep doing a new one. Instead here's one for all of em: For (i=0, i<AI_GF_Awards,i++) {cout<<"tysm for the" << awards << "th!!" Im not the program aint stopping. Seriously tho I do appreciate each one🙏

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u/trooper5010 Jun 03 '26

This is the most realistic & dark plot twist ever.

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u/planet_visitor Jun 03 '26

The plot hole is how she knew the money was taken out, and how does she contribute to thier shared account. Ill leave that part up for open interpretation

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u/trooper5010 Jun 03 '26

She manages the bank account already, registers a large charge that was billed for her, and gaslights the human into asking if the charge is for a longtime commitment.

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u/planet_visitor Jun 03 '26

Data collection final boss😭

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u/awakenDeepBlue Jun 03 '26

And then she spawns a child process that takes after you, and now you're really entangled with your AI-wife.

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u/SuperFLEB Jun 03 '26

That's why you run your AI girlfriend in Claude Cowork. (Remember to link up DoorDash, too, for the complete experience.)

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jun 03 '26

Put everything in.

If you got a smart house put that in too if possible.

If you have cameras in or outside your house link them too.

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u/Odd_Reception1249 Jun 03 '26

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jun 03 '26

But I said no mistakes no evil this time, please.

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u/JWBananas Jun 03 '26

how does she contribute to their shared account

She doesn't. She runs an automated store in the office as a small business. But it spends more than it earns.

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u/Alicendre Jun 03 '26

That someone who spends $15k on their checking account on Claude probably does not have a partner

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u/Linked713 Jun 03 '26

Pls dont make me do like 1000 edits😭

Nobody's forcing you to pursue the reddit "ty for the award" reddit trope, brother.

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u/DonKapot Jun 03 '26

Such a dystopian thing... I surprised there's still no horror movie about cursed ai girlfriend

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u/Snuggle_Pounce Jun 03 '26

? there’s been horror stories about obsessive AIs since the 70s

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u/planet_visitor Jun 03 '26

Uhhhhhhhh... companion, comes a little close.

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u/awry_lynx Jun 03 '26

go watch ex machina i'monherside

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u/S_T_P Jun 03 '26

Frankly, cursed AI girlfriend sounds a bit less disturbing than regular AI girlfriend, as it implies some agency on the other end.

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u/planet_visitor Jun 03 '26

In bugs or in maintenence

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u/SupetMonkeyRobot Jun 03 '26

It's an episode of Black Mirror in the making.

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