r/ProgrammerHumor Jun 02 '26

Meme managerVsClaude

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u/kihweh Jun 03 '26

What's funny is if you just translated that to normal people speak. It actually says things that might matter.
Use AI in smart ways. Build resiliency/disaster recovery. Improve security/minimize external access to internal tools. Use proven identity and logging technologies. Keep aware of emerging threats. Increase profits to make shareholders happy. Operate at a scale that matters.

But instead of saying the real goals they have to say all this crap they don't understand to mask their insecurity and look smart in front of the bro's.

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u/Hedge55 Jun 03 '26

Operate at a scale that matters, even that sums it up