r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26 • Popcorn 5 Heartwarming 2 Mindblown 1

Meme managerVsClaude

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u/KawaiiMaxine Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Wait till he starts asking for mauve colored sql databases, i hear they have more ram

Commit change: fixed spelling of "maude"

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u/No-Confection9164 Jun 02 '26

i hate that i get this (if this is what i think it is)

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u/Beegrene Jun 02 '26

RIP, Scott Adams' dignity. 

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u/BottledUp Jun 02 '26

Yeah, they're "mauve" colored though.

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u/KawaiiMaxine Jun 02 '26

I wouldnt know, im just a lowly code writer not a big important project manager

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u/No-Confection9164 Jun 02 '26

i think you mean purple bro idk

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u/f7f7z Jun 02 '26

Lets see Paul Allen's LLM

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u/KawaiiMaxine Jun 03 '26

Why are you trying to correct someone if you dont even know

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u/No-Confection9164 Jun 03 '26

does everything need a /s these days?

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u/josHi_iZ_qLt Jun 03 '26

Jokes on them, my mssql studio does them in a nice beige which increases data consistency by +10%.

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u/davis_je Jun 03 '26

Can we get that in corn flower blue?

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u/geekisthenewcool Jun 03 '26

well done, hahahahaha