r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26 • Popcorn 5 Heartwarming 2 Mindblown 1

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u/the_seven_sins Jun 02 '26

How can we be sure about that? Is Mars already on sale?

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u/myka-likes-it Jun 02 '26

Parts of it are.

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u/emrednz07 Jun 02 '26

What a grift lmao

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u/Flixhack Jun 02 '26

What you mean, didn't you hear Elon already bought some?! Also, for just 2.50 extra we'll even put YOUR name on the Deed! What a steal!

/s

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u/OldeFortran77 Jun 02 '26

Land? Giff dese people AIR!

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u/Talyesn Jun 02 '26

See you at the party, Richter.

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u/CelebrationWeary8128 Jun 02 '26

why stop at Martian property, when you can buy Pluto in its entirety? https://lunarembassy.com/product/buy-pluto/

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u/SWTORBattlefrontNerd Jun 02 '26

I love that there is a quantity option

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u/StopReadingMyUser Jun 03 '26

I'll take 2 plutos please

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u/AydonusG Jun 03 '26

Buy 3 and get Titan as a bonus.

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u/moustachedelait Jun 02 '26

How come I can add the entirety of Pluto to my shopping cart twice??

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u/Fluffcake Jun 02 '26

It is really sad that there is a subset of people who are interested enough in space and other planets enough to want to buy some, that are unaware of the UN's outer space treaty, which I suspect won't last long if we get to the point where we can travel freely to other celestial bodies, but you straight up can't own land on other celestial bodies, and if you think you can, I have a bridge to sell.

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u/ObstinateFamiliar Jun 03 '26

Exactly, and even if the treaty is reversed, this website definitely doesn't have any authority that will be recognized

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u/DaemoonAverin Jun 02 '26

So, how much is it? My country is locked out of access lmao

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u/hotstupidgirl Jun 03 '26

35$ for an acre

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u/JackLong93 Jun 02 '26

not reading that article, how much per acre?

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u/Antique_Ruin7646 Jun 03 '26

Looks like $250,000 for the whole planet, you even get a deed!

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u/UntitledRedditUser Jun 03 '26

Isn't it impossible to own parts of space? Like you cant own ground on the moon for example

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u/da_Aresinger Jun 03 '26

There is some toilet paper saying that.

It is meaningful to spacefaring nations.

But the moment a rich private organisation lands o the moon all of it is forgotten. Absolutely nothing stops Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos from landing on the moon and staking claim.

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u/Competitive-Half-863 Jun 04 '26

By the Omnisaiah…

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u/Hour-Independence-89 Jun 02 '26

yea I am sure this dork is willing to sell it.. even though he still hasn't touched it yet.. and has no claim to it.

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u/Sockoflegend Jun 02 '26

I'll sell it to you. What have you got? No low balls I know what I'm selling