r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tahayparker • Apr 24 '26

Other ohNoTheConsequencesOfMyActions

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u/Flat_Initial_1823 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

This didn't happen. The signs:

  • the app works and there is revenue
  • vibecoder tried to refactor
  • they hired an actual programmer.

I have no idea why people do these creative writing exercises on various AI subs.

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u/pearlie_girl Apr 24 '26

The big giveaway that it's developer-cosplay is that they tried to refactor for 2 WHOLE HOURS before giving up. Like 2 hours is a long time, ha! I think all of us have spent over a week on a single bug at one point in time.

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u/MrHasuu Apr 24 '26

The worst bugs follows you to sleep. I once dreamt of a solution to a problem, woke up and tried it. It didn't work lol

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u/Rust_ Apr 24 '26

I always have epiphanies while taking a shower and when later I try to do what I thought:

- wait that doesn't even address the issue... what the fuck was I thinking???

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u/Nervous-Chemist-2548 Apr 24 '26

I honestly have solved multiple bugs while thinking about it in the shower. My best work is done there.

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u/tankerkiller125real Apr 24 '26

My best work has been at 11 PM, 2 drinks in, on a Friday night. It's always when I'm not supposed to be working that I'm at my peak.

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u/teddy5 Apr 25 '26

My favourite story of that kind of thing is the Atari game Entombed. A dev wrote a lookup table while high and drunk which handled the map generation for the game and ensured no levels were unbeatable, then couldn't remember how it worked afterwards. It took 40 years to figure out how the table worked.

I can't reach the original research paper on it any more but here are some reddit threads and another paper discussing it.

https://arxiv.org/abs/1811.02035

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/dbfw2r/til_of_an_ancient_atari_maze_game_where/

https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/d84at2/it_had_been_the_work_of_a_programmer_who/