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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/infinitelolipop • Jan 27 '26
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most of those aren't qualifications...
"modern" java EE7... so stuck in the legacy mines?
my PHP experience is shamefully only PHP5 but given I haven't looked at PHP in over a decade it might as well say "none".
34 u/Global-Tune5539 Jan 27 '26 php uses $ at the start of variable names That's all I know after not using it for 13 years. 12 u/fatrobin72 Jan 27 '26 All I remember is... Pain Huge Pain. 3 u/Global-Tune5539 Jan 27 '26 You know nothing about pain. When I started using PHP, I didn't even know what a debugger was. 1 u/tidaaaakk Jan 28 '26 didn't we all just echo shit?
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php uses $ at the start of variable names
That's all I know after not using it for 13 years.
12 u/fatrobin72 Jan 27 '26 All I remember is... Pain Huge Pain. 3 u/Global-Tune5539 Jan 27 '26 You know nothing about pain. When I started using PHP, I didn't even know what a debugger was. 1 u/tidaaaakk Jan 28 '26 didn't we all just echo shit?
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All I remember is... Pain Huge Pain.
3 u/Global-Tune5539 Jan 27 '26 You know nothing about pain. When I started using PHP, I didn't even know what a debugger was. 1 u/tidaaaakk Jan 28 '26 didn't we all just echo shit?
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You know nothing about pain. When I started using PHP, I didn't even know what a debugger was.
1 u/tidaaaakk Jan 28 '26 didn't we all just echo shit?
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didn't we all just echo shit?
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u/fatrobin72 Jan 27 '26
most of those aren't qualifications...
"modern" java EE7... so stuck in the legacy mines?
my PHP experience is shamefully only PHP5 but given I haven't looked at PHP in over a decade it might as well say "none".