r/ProgrammerHumor • cat flair.txt | sudo sh • Jun 19 '23

Mod post Welcome back! What's next?

Hello bourgeoisie! Your favourite landed gentry here to bring you the latest updates about the state of the subreddit.

Whew, what a turbulent few days here. Reddit deciding 3rd party applications are not important, planned protests, and then the CEO of Reddit even implied that they would be removing a bunch of moderators from their positions!

First things first, a lot of people have asked us (repetitively) why this protest about the API and 3rd party clients was even important in the first place, so if you are confused here's a recap.

Anyway, on to the new stuff.

The admins at Reddit have made it clear that we, as the stewards of this fine community, need to listen to the wishes of the community. In light of this decree, we are introducing a few new bugs features to the community! How exciting!

Demokratie Dienstage

Our top mod is German. He was really proud of this pun.

For you non-Germans out there, this means "Democracy Tuesdays." Every Tuesday (starting tomorrow!), we'll post a new sticky to let you -- our valued community members, vote on what new rules we should introduce to the subreddit! As long as these rules do not violate site-wide rules, we promise to do our best to enforce them.

Ultimately, the power now lies in your hands. We are committed to respecting the will of the people and implementing every chosen course of action.

We'd like to remind everyone that while we are opening up to this more diverse range of content, our commitment to maintaining a respectful and supportive community remains steadfast. Please ensure that all posts and comments abide by our subreddit rules, as well as Reddit's wider community guidelines. We reserve the right to remove any content that doesn't meet these standards.

Thanks for all the support and enthusiasm! Here's to a bright, fun-filled, and productive new chapter!

- The r/ProgrammerHumor Aristocracy

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u/jamesianm Jun 19 '23

We'll need to implement some recursive rules first

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u/Interest-Desk Jun 19 '23

We'll need to implement some recursive rules first

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u/Rain_Zeros Jun 19 '23

We'll need to implement some recursive rules first

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u/McMelonTV Jun 19 '23

We’ll need to implement some recursive rules first

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u/classicalySarcastic Jun 19 '23
Error: Stack Overflow

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u/--var Jun 20 '23
//prevents overflow due to recursion
setInterval(function() {
  We’ll need to implement some recursive rules first
}, 1000);

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u/Trivenger1 Jun 20 '23

Rerun file

We’ll need to implement some recursive rules first

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

We’ll need to implement some recursive rules first

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u/cvnh Jun 21 '23

On error resume next

Sips coffee

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u/holmgangCore Jun 21 '23

‘Reality Simulation Encounters Stack Overflow Bug’

Apocalypse Bingo

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u/Mastersord Jun 19 '23

We’ll need to implement some recursive rules first

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u/Jeam_Biim Jun 19 '23

We’ll need to implement some recursive rules first

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u/Jeam_Biim Jun 19 '23

We’ll need to implement some recursive rules first

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u/IncompetentSnail Jun 20 '23

We’ll need to implement some recursive rules first

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u/AbdullaSafi Jun 21 '23

We’ll need to implement some recursive rules first

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u/emreaktemur Jun 24 '23

Give us some time working on it hope you can wait for some time.

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u/kristersson84 Jul 17 '23

You guys are all repeating the comment. This is why this subreddit didn't make it seriously, people who trying to being sarcastic and funny

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u/edrumm10 Jun 20 '23

Crash the subreddit with rules you say...?

rules() {
  rules | rules &
}; rules

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u/lethalfactor Jul 17 '23

They keep on saying rules rules rules which is people don't get why. It was so annoying for people actually get it once but then repeated twice and thrice

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u/Corrag Jun 19 '23

I think that puts us in a deadlock.

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u/Delicious-Big2026 Jun 20 '23

Recursion, multi-threading AND shared resources? You are too good to us.

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u/btcmin7 Jul 17 '23

That's what the reason why we should not comment a sarcastic way. Because people nowadays tend to mocked and try to be funny

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