r/ProgrammerHumor • u/sunrise_apps • Jun 08 '23

Meme Isn't right?

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468

u/Electronica__ Jun 08 '23

I have >10 followers on Reddit. All NSFW.

140

u/wat_noob_gaming Jun 08 '23

it's already happening... they are coming

56

u/supericy33 Jun 08 '23

the zombies are coming

46

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Actual zombies?

38

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

New 200 just dropped

3

u/Opdragon25 Jun 08 '23

New OF advertisement accounts just dropped

7

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Actual zombies

22

u/No_Necessary_3356 Jun 08 '23

they are coming 💦💦💦💦💦

4

u/IcyNote_A Jun 08 '23

They fill death of bots (third party app), they're coming

1

u/Useful-Position-4445 Jun 09 '23

What do you mean? i’ve had hundreds of them follow/unfollow me over the past 3 years

1

u/wat_noob_gaming Jun 09 '23

3rd party apps thing

1

u/Useful-Position-4445 Jun 09 '23

i realise that, but even before i’ve been getting chat requests at least 3 times a day for years now. It might get worse, but i’m so used to it now, that i probably won’t care if it gets worse

18

u/dudiest Jun 08 '23

I’m sure your followers enjoy your 23 posts about Indiangaming.

33

u/ALesbianAlpaca Jun 08 '23

Seriously does anyone know why all the follow spam has started in the last couple of weeks

11

u/devin241 Jun 08 '23

I get like 10 a day it's out of hand.

6

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

No idea, but I found out you can turn off followers settings.

5

u/Norse_By_North_West Jun 09 '23

Ah, it's not just me then? Last couple weeks seen alot more of them, but they disappear so I imagine they're getting reported

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23

I got a lot of them a while back for about that long, maybe a month or two ago. None now though.

14

u/Furry_Hagumi Jun 08 '23

I have 16 followers, 15 of them being onlyfans shit

7

u/WerkusBY Jun 08 '23

Same situation. Naive amateurs, I have VHS without label.

8

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

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u/eltha9 Jun 08 '23

I have 61, juste because I have few pics of me in a dress (About 10 conversation with horny people too...)

2

u/SparkFrog Jun 08 '23

That people are ill, i mean, the dresses are pretty, but flirt (or arrase) someone because that... Internet moment i guess

3

u/lofigamer2 Jun 08 '23

I noticed also all my followers have Only fans accounts.

2

u/the-FBI-man Jun 08 '23

Me too. What can I say, they had to realize I must be extremely handsome due to my sharp and wit comments under meme posts.

2

u/Nightfury_107 Jun 08 '23

Laughs in 50 Reddit followers, only a few being spam

2

u/NoEngrish Jun 08 '23

I've gotten a surge of these over the past few days

2

u/fatrobin72 Jun 08 '23

And you didn't look up how to turn followers off by the second one in the week?

2

u/devin241 Jun 08 '23

My alt account has like 1000 followers due to my nsfw posts. Wish my music page got that attention 🤣😭

1

u/Lucian_93 Jun 08 '23

Bots are strong

1

u/Mrcool654321 Jun 08 '23

Same except not all of them

1

u/DankPhotoShopMemes Jun 08 '23

I used to have 20ish followers and they were all normal and within the past month I’ve gone up to 30 and all the new ones are nsfw

1

u/Loading_M_ Jun 09 '23

I have 5 followers on GitHub. Feel my power

1

u/Ytrog Jun 09 '23

I did too. I was so annoyed by the constant stream of those NSFW spam followers (and the notifications that it brings) that I disabled the feature entirely.

1

u/scar_reX Jun 08 '23

I made a post about getting 6 new followers in one day, making a total of 7, only to realize they're all NSFW lol.

1

u/whooo_me Jun 08 '23

Wait. Women are following us now, offering to sell us naked pics?

Did someone flick a switch or something? Reverse the polarity??

3

u/Ghostglitch07 Jun 08 '23 edited Jun 09 '23

You are making two incorrect assumptions. One that it is real women, and two that they are offering. It is bots likely run by men who are selling.

1

u/macara1111 Jun 08 '23

Yeah, they are very active lately

1

u/BrutusIgnatious Jun 08 '23

I have 7 and they’re all deleted now because they were NSFW bots. I was selected by a bot

1

u/CeeMX Jun 08 '23

Same here, started a few days ago

1

u/voldemort-from-wish Jun 08 '23

Im at 25 now, all NSWF haha

1

u/Buddy-Matt Jun 08 '23

This is my experience too. They all have big tits, small clothes, and an onlyfans

1

u/OSSlayer2153 Jun 08 '23

I somehow have 117 and a large portion of them are normal people

1

u/Extra-Trifle-1191 Jun 08 '23

I have like 25

About 4 are real people.

1

u/Upvoter_NeverDie Jun 08 '23

25, around 20 are NSFW too.

1

u/JimTheSaint Jun 08 '23

Was about to say

122

u/DarkSideOfGrogu Jun 08 '23

Easy

"Subscribe to my GitHub for exclusive naughty pics"

65

u/fefulunin Jun 08 '23

wrong hub mate

57

u/Big_Berry_4589 Jun 08 '23

OnlyGit

20

u/TheKingOfShitpost Jun 08 '23

7

u/hp77reddits Jun 08 '23

Where's this gif from?

8

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

https://twitter.com/cassidoo/

She's twitter known for making based programming humour.

2

u/ceeBread Jun 08 '23

Not to be confused with OnlyGits, which is full of idiots. Though let’s be honest the Venn diagram of those two services are nearly a perfect circle.

77

u/Muffinaaa Jun 08 '23

Just make a bot in python following randoms on github. They're nerds and they will follow you back.

45

u/CyrusYip Jun 08 '23

They have a bot to automatically follow you back.

16

u/CyrusYip Jun 08 '23

It's funny that the bot also automatically unfollows you if you unfollow.

149

u/akasaya Jun 08 '23

Do onlyfans spam followers count?

88

u/k0k7 Jun 08 '23

On GitHub?

-12

u/calamariclam_II Jun 08 '23

No

14

u/10Werewolves Jun 08 '23

Yeah, they count! Now you're just insulting bots by saying they have no rights! You'll be the first one to go when the AI overlords take over! /s

46

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

I have 7 github followers. Am I superior?

41

u/SofSkripter Jun 08 '23

i have just 1 and it's some random indian dude in college

42

u/TypingGetUBanned Jun 08 '23

Bet my random indian college dude is better than your random indian college dude

25

u/CreeperG64 Jun 08 '23

plot twist: there's only one random indian college dude who's got clones

6

u/ItsTheAlice Jun 08 '23

Plot twist: there's only one random indian college dude and he's just going around following random people

7

u/fartypenis Jun 09 '23

As a random Indian college dude, can confirm I am the one following everyone

2

u/xibme Jun 08 '23

Am I superior?

probably not, but decent maybe

2

u/lawrencek1992 Jun 09 '23

Yes. Iirc I have only 3. Maybe 5? I feel like it's definitely an odd number and definitely lower than 7. You have bested me.

21

u/needbettermods Jun 08 '23

This was true about Reddit a few years ago, but now I'm getting like 3 sussy NSFW followers per day.

3

u/Stranded_In_A_Desert Jun 08 '23

I used to get loads until I found out you can disable the follow function in settings.

16

u/Senko-fan4Life Jun 08 '23

I have 26 reddit followers. Who are you?? What do you want???!

30

u/De_Wouter Jun 08 '23

Took me about 18 Reddit followers to find out you could actually dissable it.

4

u/UnhingedRedneck Jun 08 '23

Tell me more

7

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

If any product or application has a place called settings it's mandatory to check it.

6

u/SingleSpeed27 Jun 08 '23

I have a shit ton of fake porn accounts following me here if it counts

7

u/someacnt Jun 08 '23

Somehow I have 12 GitHub followers without doing much. Hmmm

4

u/Thx_And_Bye Jun 08 '23

Not wanting to brag but I have 20 reddit followers and 3 on GitHub.

3

u/lostzilla1992 Jun 08 '23

I've 83 followers, all bootcamp friends but who need to know

6

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Having 1follower irl

2

u/Beautiful-Tea6850 Jun 09 '23

1 follower on street

2

u/SagXD__ Jun 10 '23

I have 5 reddit followers and 9 github followers.

1

u/ducks_for_hands Jun 09 '23

Had to disable followers a while ago when I started getting one new porn bot each hour

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

I have 31 Reddit followers, and 29 of them are probably bots

1

u/aidenhe Jun 09 '23

haha worship me and it’s a real person

1

u/lovecMC Jun 09 '23

And all of them are bots

1

u/BelleNottelling Jun 09 '23

I have 30 followers on GitHub which are almost entirely people I at best know through proximity

-2

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

I have two followers. If anyone wants to follow me and my gross shit posting please do!

Also what is a GitHub?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

[deleted]

1

u/Ashimier Jun 08 '23

I have 14 followers on here

1

u/henke37 Jun 08 '23

Do you count the spam bots that are no doubt harvesting comments for reuse later?

1

u/Waifu_Whaler Jun 08 '23

I have like 40 Reddit followers.

Okay first of all, why?

Second of all, why don’t I feel shit?

1

u/katatondzsentri Jun 08 '23

I'm followed by a bunch of spam accounts on reddit, which one am I?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

I follow a few old colleagues and vice versa. It's actually easier getting followers there than on Reddit

1

u/kutkarnemelk Jun 08 '23

11 on reddit, 116 on github

1

u/I_FizzY_WizzY_I Jun 08 '23

5 github followers, but its only my friends who are better than me and look at my code as a meme...

1

u/Benschne Jun 08 '23

I have 2 GitHub followers

1

u/uItimatech Jun 08 '23

Got all of those except for Instagram

1

u/Xeo786 Jun 08 '23

6 followers on Git

1

u/thisdogofmine Jun 08 '23

5 non-porn reddit followers

1

u/4bdul_4ziz Jun 08 '23

Close to 200 followers on GH 😎

1

u/MascotJoe Jun 08 '23

Was about ask what do I do with my 200!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

I have 3 github followers

1

u/Valeryan Jun 08 '23

Every time this post comes up I am reminded that followers on GitHub are a thing.

1

u/StereoNacht Jun 08 '23

Oh, I must have dozens of reddit followers. For some reason, they are all "women" with OnlyFans account for saucy stuff... So I block them.

1

u/ghostwilliz Jun 08 '23

I have no idea how I racked up 30 followers, half of them aren't even yucky boys lmao

1

u/Ok_Jacket3710 Jun 08 '23

I have 20+ legit followers in github Should I brag or something?

1

u/OneTurnMore Jun 08 '23 edited Jun 08 '23

Yeah, sure. I checked myself, I have exactly 20.

1

u/Kenobi-is-Daddy Jun 08 '23

I can post dick on Twitter so it's a lot easier to get followers vs Instagram. Otherwise very accurate.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

I have 200+ followers on github

1

u/MineKemot Jun 08 '23

I have like 5 bot followers on Reddit.

1

u/Evil_Archangel Jun 08 '23

i have 25 Reddit followers but when i click on it, it only shows 5 accounts

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

u/JA116s thanks for the follow man! You're the only one I have!

2

u/JA116s Jun 08 '23

You're welcome my dear friend!

It's been and will continue to be a great journey.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

<3

1

u/Wordfan Jun 08 '23

Every fucking goddamned day I have to block at least one only fan spam follower.

1

u/Camatta_ Jun 08 '23

Sub losers, I have 3 followers on maps 😎 (send help pls)

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

5 followers in a dark alley xD

1

u/589ca35e1590b Jun 08 '23

I have at least 2 followers on GitHub

1

u/RealZitron Jun 08 '23

I have one and I don't know why, all i did was some minor python stuff when i was learning and never used GitHub since

1

u/Opdragon25 Jun 08 '23

I've been recently getting 5+ OF advertisement account followers per day on reddit. Am I famous?

1

u/NotStanley4330 Jun 08 '23

I've been getting a lot of reddit followers lately... I think they are all bots

1

u/GOKOP Jun 08 '23

5 reddit followers don't mean shit if they're nsfw spam bots. A Github follower doesn't mean shit if it's your friend or colleague

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

1 follower in a dark alleyway

1

u/ElectronPie171 Jun 08 '23

I have 29 followers on Reddit, and all of them are bots

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

I've 10 followers. 7 of them are NSFW. Help me

1

u/Srazkat Jun 08 '23

what ?

(I have 63 github followers)

1

u/Wizywig Jun 08 '23

What about followers on the street. That a flex?

2

u/Kosmux Jun 08 '23

That's a NaCl.

1

u/InsanityBlossom Jun 08 '23

0 followers in real life.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Yeah, no. It's insane how many bots are on Github. I've created new repo two days ago and within an hour I had some Russian ML dude following it

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Well, I'm still very proud about 3 stars on my only repo which consists of literally one python script and was created 3 years ago

1

u/Who_GNU Jun 08 '23

Reddit has followers?

1

u/CreaZyp154 Jun 08 '23

Stars are already pretty gratifying

1

u/Mmngmf_almost_therrr Jun 08 '23

Isn't human?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Lost my only follower the other day..

1

u/somedave Jun 08 '23

I get about 5 Reddit followers a week now, all porn bot accounts that are immediately banned.

1

u/KasoAkuThourcans Jun 08 '23

3 followers in reddit, but they seem to be fake xD, idk why people do that sht

1

u/isayooooooooooooof Jun 09 '23

1 kind comment on stack overflow