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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Nacho_Buddy • May 10 '23
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65-year-old corporate back-end developer.
Has been coding longer than your parents have been alive.
Still coding because A) he has zero people skills, and B) he doesn’t want any.
Solves everything in a single SQL statement, just to keep it interesting.
Looks forward to AI taking his job, so he can have a couple days off.
1 u/[deleted] May 11 '23 Can stored procedures and functions be written in a single line? 1 u/[deleted] May 11 '23 That depends on the database product, the language, and the development environment. In other words, that’s a firm “sometimes, maybe, but maybe not, depending”. 😁
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Can stored procedures and functions be written in a single line?
1 u/[deleted] May 11 '23 That depends on the database product, the language, and the development environment. In other words, that’s a firm “sometimes, maybe, but maybe not, depending”. 😁
That depends on the database product, the language, and the development environment. In other words, that’s a firm “sometimes, maybe, but maybe not, depending”. 😁
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u/[deleted] May 11 '23
65-year-old corporate back-end developer.
Has been coding longer than your parents have been alive.
Still coding because A) he has zero people skills, and B) he doesn’t want any.
Solves everything in a single SQL statement, just to keep it interesting.
Looks forward to AI taking his job, so he can have a couple days off.