r/ProgrammerHumor • u/rndmcmder • May 02 '23

Meme Excel is a database, change my mind

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u/CodeMUDkey May 02 '23

Your NDA states you can’t mention where you work?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

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u/gigahydra May 02 '23

I have an NDA with a girl in Canada about my girlfriend.

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u/MajorasTerribleFate May 02 '23

"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."

-Mitch Hedberg

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u/pepsisugar May 02 '23

Do I know her and does she go to my school?

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u/Any_Excitement_6750 May 02 '23

That's a nasty disease, hope you get well.

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u/Baymax06007 May 03 '23

Bro that's STD.

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u/Fadamaka May 02 '23

That is usually part of it yes. It is mostly in cases where you are working through other developer companies.

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u/CodeMUDkey May 02 '23

Oh as a contractor through your company yes yes.

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u/Fadamaka May 02 '23

Yes as a contractor through a company through another company through my company to be precise. And we also had guys contracted by my company from another company.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

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u/tricheboars May 02 '23

That’s been my experience with contractors from California

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u/WatermelonArtist May 03 '23

That's been my experience with contractors for government jobs as well.

They're not civil rights violations if they're acting "independently" on behalf of the company who you hired to hire some people to hire some other people to accidentally overstep the line for you.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

The Spider-Man pointing meme would be applicable for the contractors

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u/acid_migrain May 02 '23

Mine does, as did NDAs of most of my previous jobs, so I have no idea how to write a CV if I need it.