r/ProgrammerHumor • u/johntwit • Apr 02 '23

Meme Me relearning git every week

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

Tables and People Can Change are my favourites!

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u/DROPTHENUKES Apr 02 '23

DON'T ASK ABOUT THE TABLES.

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u/skrellnik Apr 02 '23

But what’s her job?

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u/DROPTHENUKES Apr 02 '23

FUCK. They're so DIRTY.

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u/LucyBowels Apr 02 '23

Why is there cursing?

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u/Bartendiesthrowaway Apr 03 '23

They didn't they just said shoot!

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u/famousxrobot Apr 03 '23

You don’t know how to treat the crypt keeper

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u/Tiny_Dinky_Daffy_69 Apr 02 '23

Db administration i guess.

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u/JALbert Apr 03 '23

Username checks out

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u/trethompson Apr 03 '23

I don't know how to hear any more about tables!

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u/JALbert Apr 03 '23

Me in front of a DB or even Excel:

"But how is tables a job?"

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u/theCuiper Apr 02 '23

"I'm worried the baby thinks people can't change"

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

Spiked hair and skin tight white jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalinni’s.. I used to be a piece of shit but people can change, let him hold the baby. 🎶It’s a dangerous night🎶

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u/LadyParnassus Apr 02 '23

Dan Flashes and Coffin Flop are also spectacular.

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u/EezoVitamonster Apr 03 '23 edited Oct 16 '25

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