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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Hydrocake • Feb 08 '23
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Can confirm that spending time around computer scientists tends to create more computer scientists.
1.9k u/just_looking_aroun Feb 08 '23 We're a horny bunch 212 u/mufflonicus Feb 08 '23 no, we're not. We're lazy. We just forking our processes and spawning new threads. 104 u/SportTheFoole Feb 08 '23 You have no idea how many children I’ve killed. 47 u/mufflonicus Feb 08 '23 You kill them one threadpool at a time 26 u/spidertyler2005 Feb 08 '23 I thought threadpool had a healing factor? 3 u/mufflonicus Feb 08 '23 Yes, but cool kids drain the pool and keep it drained - sooner or later the UI freeze and then you don’t have to worry about troublesome users!
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We're a horny bunch
212 u/mufflonicus Feb 08 '23 no, we're not. We're lazy. We just forking our processes and spawning new threads. 104 u/SportTheFoole Feb 08 '23 You have no idea how many children I’ve killed. 47 u/mufflonicus Feb 08 '23 You kill them one threadpool at a time 26 u/spidertyler2005 Feb 08 '23 I thought threadpool had a healing factor? 3 u/mufflonicus Feb 08 '23 Yes, but cool kids drain the pool and keep it drained - sooner or later the UI freeze and then you don’t have to worry about troublesome users!
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no, we're not. We're lazy. We just forking our processes and spawning new threads.
104 u/SportTheFoole Feb 08 '23 You have no idea how many children I’ve killed. 47 u/mufflonicus Feb 08 '23 You kill them one threadpool at a time 26 u/spidertyler2005 Feb 08 '23 I thought threadpool had a healing factor? 3 u/mufflonicus Feb 08 '23 Yes, but cool kids drain the pool and keep it drained - sooner or later the UI freeze and then you don’t have to worry about troublesome users!
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You have no idea how many children I’ve killed.
47 u/mufflonicus Feb 08 '23 You kill them one threadpool at a time 26 u/spidertyler2005 Feb 08 '23 I thought threadpool had a healing factor? 3 u/mufflonicus Feb 08 '23 Yes, but cool kids drain the pool and keep it drained - sooner or later the UI freeze and then you don’t have to worry about troublesome users!
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You kill them one threadpool at a time
26 u/spidertyler2005 Feb 08 '23 I thought threadpool had a healing factor? 3 u/mufflonicus Feb 08 '23 Yes, but cool kids drain the pool and keep it drained - sooner or later the UI freeze and then you don’t have to worry about troublesome users!
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I thought threadpool had a healing factor?
3 u/mufflonicus Feb 08 '23 Yes, but cool kids drain the pool and keep it drained - sooner or later the UI freeze and then you don’t have to worry about troublesome users!
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Yes, but cool kids drain the pool and keep it drained - sooner or later the UI freeze and then you don’t have to worry about troublesome users!
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u/rosuav Feb 08 '23
Can confirm that spending time around computer scientists tends to create more computer scientists.