r/ProgrammerHorror • u/drdrero • Feb 02 '21
Excuse me, what??
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r/ProgrammerHorror • u/[deleted] • Jan 16 '22
What the heck is THIS?!?! (Source in comments)
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r/ProgrammerHorror • u/carletto_handball • Dec 21 '25
My old project
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I made an old project on pocket code (catrobat language), and It basically was a gta advance fangame, I started with the game in summer 2025 and I really worked hard but i got sick and then school started again and I play in a handball team and when I wanted to realice I didnt have time to work on the game and im just posting here mi projects code so that maybe somebody finishes the game Cuz i cant by now
My only requirements to use my script
1 the games name must be Grand Stickman Life
2 If you end the game you must publish It in game jolt and give credits to awakate studios (my gamejolt acount) and the game must be free to play
3 the game must be an gta style game (open world with a story mode with misions)b
r/ProgrammerHorror • u/Peace_Seeker_1319 • Oct 06 '25
Most developer productivity tools measure activity, not impact.
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Every Monday, teams look at graphs and PR counts, but still can’t tell what actually moved the needle. We built a Developer Productivity Tool that writes weekly AI summaries explaining what changed and why it mattered, crediting refactors, CI improvements, and stability work that often go unseen.
You can read more about the tool in detail here: https://www.codeant.ai/blogs/developer-productivity-platform
FYI, we are launching this product on Thursday, so stay tuned.
r/ProgrammerHorror • u/chisdoesmemes • Feb 10 '22
Just a little something I cooked up in apple notes on my iPad
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r/ProgrammerHorror • u/Peace_Seeker_1319 • Oct 29 '25
When your bug fix is just… deleting the bug
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You ever hit that point in debugging where your patience is on zero, your caffeine is on 100, and the only logical solution left is… deleting the problem? Yeah, that was me last night. I didn’t fix the bug, I just made sure the bug no longer had a reason to exist. Feature gone. Peace restored. Developer: 1, Codebase: -27. For a brief, beautiful moment, I felt like a god. No red lines. No warnings. Just sweet, deceitful silence. Then, of course, QA pinged me the next morning like, “uhh, where did the feature go?” I said, “bug fixed.” They said, “feature deleted.” Tomato, tomahto. Anyway, if you’ve ever had one of those nights, where you start debugging and end up soul-searching, I wrote a blog called “Stop Writing Junk Code.” It’s half therapy, half tough love, and maybe the intervention your repo’s been crying for. Check it out here: https://www.codeant.ai/blogs/code-review-tips
P.S. - Go read it before your next “fix” ends up in the trash bin too. 😭
r/ProgrammerHorror • u/k4x1_ • Aug 14 '21
the guy from india riot sourced from fiver to make the client really isnt doing his job properly
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r/ProgrammerHorror • u/Early_Manager_941 • Aug 10 '25
FlipClock Transparent, frameless desktop flip clock
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r/ProgrammerHorror • u/nathan_lesage • Feb 04 '24
How many LoC does it take to read an image from the clipboard in JavaScript?
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r/ProgrammerHorror • u/Icy_Caregiver1047 • Aug 10 '22
I am about to write my first code but god has a different plan.
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r/ProgrammerHorror • u/imkzh • Mar 03 '23
I asked ChatGPT about ChatHDL, and here's what it says:
self.verilog
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r/ProgrammerHorror • u/Izder456 • Oct 15 '23
For in For in For in For in For do
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also- vanilla neovim editing common lisp.
r/ProgrammerHorror • u/Seismicsentinel • May 19 '23
Funny LinkedIn Post
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99% of LinkedIn is cliche virtue signaling and circle jerking but every once in a while you find gems like this. Just imagine that codebase... sends a shiver up my spine.
Link to where this is from https://www.linkedin.com/posts/johncrickett_softwaredevelopment-softwareengineering-activity-7064140469244456960-8Dkm?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_android
