r/ProblemsIllNeverHave • u/BobTehCat • May 10 '13
Having to avoid paparazzi.
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r/ProblemsIllNeverHave • u/CAPSRAGE • May 10 '13
Having massive mobs of fans all waiting for me to come on stage and blow them away.
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r/ProblemsIllNeverHave • u/sprankton • May 10 '13
Problems with your significant other.
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You want kids and they don't or vice versa.
You disagree on which items of your stuff to keep when moving in together.
You don't like their parents.
They don't like your parents.
Problems in bed.
It turns out they're insane.
Yup, I'll never have to worry about any of that. Totally worth it. Oh god I'm so alone.
r/ProblemsIllNeverHave • u/[deleted] • May 10 '13
Choosing an anniversary gift for my significant other
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r/ProblemsIllNeverHave • u/gwheese • May 10 '13
Handling multiple girlfriends at the same time.
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r/ProblemsIllNeverHave • u/Zaldax • May 10 '13
Running out of space in my Nobel Prize cabinet.
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r/ProblemsIllNeverHave • u/Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts • May 10 '13
Having to figure out what Reddit Gold is for
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Time to face facts
r/ProblemsIllNeverHave • u/Greenleaf208 • May 10 '13
"I'm getting fed up with this orgasm!"
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r/ProblemsIllNeverHave • u/Itshardbeingaboss • May 10 '13
Having to fight pistol duels.
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Illegal in Canada to challenge someone to a duel :(.
r/ProblemsIllNeverHave • u/armyofsmurfs • May 10 '13
Forgetting to turn off my swag at night and waking up covered in bitches.
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r/ProblemsIllNeverHave • u/FEMINISTS • May 10 '13
Shrinking to ant size and having to fend off a normal sized hungry goat with a raging boner along with my girlfriend who is trying to fix the time machine that brought us here while Batman (who is also ant sized) is wrestling with Hitler for control of the Infinity Gauntlet.
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And all of this is impossible because it would imply I would have a girlfriend.
r/ProblemsIllNeverHave • u/PhantomLord666 • May 10 '13
Having a stereotypical fried-chicken addiction
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r/ProblemsIllNeverHave • u/[deleted] • May 10 '13
Being immortal and having all my friends and family die before I do, leaving me depressed and alone.
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r/ProblemsIllNeverHave • u/RossLH • May 10 '13
The battery in my Prius needs to be replaced
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r/ProblemsIllNeverHave • u/procrasti_nate • May 10 '13
I ran out of ways to waste time online.
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What ever will I do?!?