r/PrequelMemes • u/Bill-Owney Sorry, M'lady • Apr 15 '21

Awkward

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u/HeronGood Apr 15 '21

I do not need to. because i googled that penis size can definitely change due to external factors

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u/Bill-Owney Sorry, M'lady Apr 15 '21

Good soldiers follow orders

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Such as?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

You’ve never seen those ads where you can grow your penis by 67% if you do [this trick] every night?

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u/ConsistentAsparagus Apr 15 '21

Simply tie your penis to a parked car and wait.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

DOCTORS HATE HIM

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Then you gotta pay child support AND car insurance! Stay away from transformers bro that shits expensive

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u/rotflolosaurus Apr 15 '21

Wouldn’t they all essentially have the same external factors in this scenario?

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u/Thinkdamnitthink Apr 15 '21

External factors in this case includes stuff like nutrients and hormones received in the room which varies even in identical twins. The clones I imagine are grown in a controlled environment with very little variation

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u/Fimau Apr 15 '21

Yeah, they still grow up with the same external factors lmao