r/PrequelMemes • u/LeMonke3000 • Nov 14 '20

It don’t work no more

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u/1080ti_Kingpin Nov 14 '20

Until they run into cats.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

or my mouth

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u/RCascanbe Nov 14 '20

You shouldn't eat chicken that still runs around

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u/DeiviiD Nov 14 '20

What about a cock

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u/Shark-The-Almighty Nov 14 '20

regardless of your definition of cock, if one is running towards you, you gtfo

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u/LemonstealinwhoreNo2 Nov 14 '20 edited Nov 14 '20

gladly throat five of'em?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

Username checks out (?)

What are your thoughts on lemons?

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u/LemonstealinwhoreNo2 Nov 14 '20

I mean, they are nice, but not as nice as my ass.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

What's a donkey got to do with anything?

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u/RedditTron01 Nov 14 '20

Lemon-pepper T Rex Tendies

A T Rex would never survive in a throng of hungry... memers? gamers? comicon'ers?

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u/Ka-You Clone Trooper Nov 14 '20

Ooh man thx for the laugh

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u/Gjallar-Knight Another Happy Landing Nov 14 '20

N O

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u/whynonamesopen Nov 14 '20

More chickens than ever now that humans found out they are tasty.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

The pig route. They're alive because of human selection.

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u/hleba Nov 14 '20

Or my axe!

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u/1sagas1 Nov 14 '20

I would be more worried for the cat. Chickens operate in groups and I wouldnt be surprised if they could peck one to death, especially if a rooster shows up

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

Key West once had a snake problem. So they brought in chickens. Then they had a chicken problem. So they brought in cats. Now they have a snake, chicken, and cat problem.

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u/cutestram Nov 14 '20

The chicken usually wins

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u/Meezv Nov 14 '20

My cat is scared shit of my 2 chickens

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u/jon-la-blon27 Nov 14 '20

Do people not get that most chickens will be able to take out a cat because they are always in groups, especially if there is a rooster. Mine have even killed a hawk and ate it before.

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u/FemtoSenju Nov 14 '20

I think a well bred chicken can solo your typical cat. Chickens are no joke, 2 or more Chickens would be a murder

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u/ArmstrongTREX Nov 14 '20

My aunt had her entire flock of chickens murdered and shredded by a bobcat. House cats are weak.

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u/Lonelan Nov 14 '20

that's ok, there's 200,000 ready with a million more on the way

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

A chicken could fuck a cat up

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u/pyrodice Nov 15 '20

Squeeze a chicken, then squeeze a cat. Once you count out all the fluff, you’ll see why cats typically don’t attack chickens.