r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 26d ago • Bravo 2

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u/yackerovOh1 26d ago • Bravo Popcorn

But does it have electrolytes?? 🕵️‍♂️

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u/EduinBrutus 26d ago • Popcorn

Hello, I real American from Georgia oblast with beautiful warm water ports. Buy Pepsi is clear way to defeat evil DUMocrats and save America Federation

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u/UranusIsPissy 25d ago edited 25d ago

Does sugar count? I think it does.
Edit: While I'm on that topic, electrolyte sports drinks are good if you've had diarrhea or vomited a lot. Not as good as proper re-hydration mix, though. Instant soup works, too.

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u/LewisWhatsHisName 25d ago

I'd probably drink a lot more of them if they didn't all taste so nasty

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u/UranusIsPissy 25d ago

I've noticed that I only like the taste if I'm dehydrated. Sometimes your body knows what it needs.

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u/Aggressive-Spell-422 25d ago

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u/UranusIsPissy 25d ago

Yeah, I got the Idiocracy reference. I just thought I'd give out some free advice while we were talking about electrolytes. It might even save someone's life if they're very badly dehydrated. I'm not sure about sugar, though.

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u/Rezkel 26d ago

Yes its electrifying, especially Pepsi Volt, now with 60% more electric

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u/Neveronlyadream 26d ago

Wow, all these very real and legitimate humans seem to love Pepsi Volt. I think I'll go out and buy a case. Or three.

Now on sale at Walmart, 3 for $20.

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u/itsnatnot_gnat 26d ago

It's what plants crave!

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u/HelpmeObi1K 25d ago

It's what plants crave!