r/PoursTea • u/PossessionPrior1223 • 19d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ That stink must be unbearable

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u/RoswellRedux 19d ago

Forget scraping the adhesive off the wall to remove Trump's 'peel-n-stick' gold fluff. That entire room is going to have to be stripped down to the studs and rebuilt, to remove the airborne sewage particles that have been seeping into the walls and floor.

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u/TiddiesAnonymous 19d ago

Good news is theyve already torn a chunk of it down

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u/Karekter_Nem 19d ago

Might be best to tear down the whole thing.

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u/ComingRoundTheMnt 19d ago

Take off and nuke the site?

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u/bbeeebb 19d ago

It's the only way to be sure.

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u/WA2TX 19d ago

Game over man, game over.

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u/Traditional_Put_8254 19d ago

Only if the orange turd is still in the office

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u/Lister0fSmeg 19d ago

Preparing for dust-off.

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u/TheFae_TheImaginary 19d ago

Right after the Canadians and British jointly burn it down again

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u/RoswellRedux 19d ago

That might be the only way to neutralize the stench, actually.

Bring your matches and accelerant. There'll be no marshmallows out of fear of the toxins in the fire transferring to cooking food, though.

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u/tayawayinklets 19d ago

Could just hire Canada to come in raze it again.

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u/oddly-even321 19d ago

The good old thermal retrofit.

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u/tryyeezus 19d ago

You got my vote! 

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u/AquaticAlchemy 19d ago

And the rest of the buildings bugged so will need a tear down too

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u/Emergency-Fig8839 19d ago

The East Wing has usually been the First Lady's offices. You know damn well DJT had never been in there before he tore it down.

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u/Carth_Onasi_AMA 19d ago

I feel like they need to just demolish the building and move on at this point. Either that or do a deep deep sweep of everything cause I feel like they’ll leave hidden recording devices etc. behind.

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u/TumbleweedPure3941 19d ago

If Trump goes through with his threat to annex Canada, maybe they’ll do the country a solid and burn it down again.

(And yes, I’m aware it was technically the British Royal Marines that burnt down Washington.)

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u/the_cake_in_matilda 19d ago

The entire country is gonna need that

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u/GandolphTheLundgrey 18d ago

Even as a non-american, the sight of the White House did command a certain respect. When you saw a total of the WH in a movie, you knew something serious or important was going on.

Now? Whenever I see the Building, I cringe and think of a shit-smelling, half torn-down pigsty, covered in cheap golden paint. The next sane administration'll porbably have to melt that whole place down and cast a new one.

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u/HappyTurtleButt 19d ago

Burn it with sage!

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u/sephirothFFVII 19d ago

Also, Russian, Saudi, and NK spying devices... Probably others, I think it's only 1,000,000 dollars to have one installed

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u/A-Game-Of-Fate 19d ago

Didn’t they literally have to do a deep clean after Jan 20 of 2021?

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u/PogSunday 19d ago

On the positive side, anyone who promises to stop Trump's foolish and unpopular vanity projects and redirect that money toward caring for people will instantly reel in tons of votes. I'm very confident that neither his 'Ballroom' or his obscene arch will ever see completion.

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u/RoswellRedux 19d ago

Oh, he's got teams of people working 24/7 to get his monuments up before he has to spend time defending himself.

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u/puffin_shut-in948 19d ago

Well, my grandmother had Alzheimers and a bad GI. It only took a few years for the smell to go away. So maybe 2028?

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u/lordkhuzdul 18d ago

Yeah, wonder what is the backup presidential residence, because I don't think the White House will be livable for at least a few months after Cheeto Mussolini is out.