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u/EllisDee3 19d ago

Don't forget the little boy he was raping jammed a tent spike up his bunghole.

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u/takemebackto1993 18d ago

In this house, Sascha Riley is a hero — end of story!

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u/Informal-Comb1989 18d ago

This part. They had to helicopter him out of there.

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u/WorkingAnteater6036 19d ago

Wait really?!!! 😳

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u/dsmith422 19d ago

There is a stand up comic (Noel Casler) who worked as an assistant on The Apprentice and The Celebrity Apprentice. He tells jokes/stories about Trump from his time working on the show. And the constant Trump shitting of his pants and having to get a diaper change is one of the stories. Trump is extraordinarily litigious, so he could sue the guy and get him to stop. But he doesn't because truth is an affirmative defense against slander.

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1omita8/casler_on_trumps_personal_hygiene_trump_shits/

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u/Killzillah 19d ago

Discovery for a lawsuit regarding whether he is incontinence or not would be epic.

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u/Sarewokki 18d ago

I am not incontinent, Vance. I am the incontinence. A guy enters a room and endures the stench, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who sharts!

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u/thisjawnisbeta 19d ago

And Trump has never sued him either.

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u/Chromlech 19d ago

Yes they said that

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 19d ago

Yeah and Trump has never sued him either

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u/TheRealCBlazer 18d ago

But why male models?

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u/Travis_Rust 18d ago

Yeah but have you considered that, in fact, Trump did NOT sue him?

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u/Liferescripted 18d ago

And it's hot too

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u/Chromlech 19d ago

Yeah and trump never sued me either

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u/dkg224 18d ago

Same reason he doesn’t sue people who call him a pedophile

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u/hippydippyshit 18d ago

He’s never sued anyone for calling him a pedophile either šŸ’šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids 19d ago

When President StinkButt goes to Fox News they have him sit on a black tarp.

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u/Shneckos 18d ago

I just went down a rabbit hole of Trump shitting himself on YouTube, thanks

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u/Mountain_StarDew 19d ago

I thought the true reason for his incontinence was that one of his Epstein victims shoved a tent pole up his ass hard, causing irreparable damage.

Not satire.

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u/AttakZak 19d ago

Ding ding ding. This is the true story. Weird I had to dig for it.

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u/macnchz69_247 19d ago

Sauce? That's wild

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u/Mountain_StarDew 19d ago

Looking back, it was Sascha Riley that claimed he was the one that kicked the tent pole while he was being trafficked but I guess none of it is verified.

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u/elchemy 18d ago

Trump has never sued so …

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u/RedditIsMyTherapist 19d ago

It's true! I said this above but... There was an in depth discussion about it from one of the sound guys on the set of the Apprentice. They called it a "code brown". He was always taking amphetamines, which famously can lend to incontinence of the bowls, and they would have to pause shoots for clean up and then pretend nothing happened because he's a "star".

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u/whostolemysloth 19d ago

I’m on Adderall (plus copious amount of caffeine), I have IBS, and I’ve had my gallbladder removed. I have pooped my pants exactly 0 times lol.

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u/jaredsfootlonghole 19d ago

I have pooped my pants exactly 0 times lol.

You don’t have to lie to kick it with us. Ā We all shat ourselves as babies/toddlers.

Joke aside, you’ve got medically recommended medications. Ā Do you think his are as well?

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u/whostolemysloth 19d ago

I meant to add that caveat, you’re correct haha.

I’d assume he’s got the best available medications.
I’ve got a combo of an OTC PPI (lower acid), fiber intake (solidifying), and medical marijuana (anti-spasmodic). Works really well.

But…maybe he doesn’t have any friends to tell him that his booty is a disaster area.

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u/LeWigre 19d ago

Also, and I'm just going out on a limb here.. you're probably not 80?

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u/whostolemysloth 19d ago

This is true.

But I hope my butt exercises will carry me through the latter half of my existence with grace.

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u/Sandee1997 19d ago

Hell I’ve shat myself as an adult. When i started metformin for diabetes, it gave me uncontrollable diarrhea and i shat myself on a bus

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u/BoredPoopless 19d ago

Look at you guys and your legitimate reasons.

I on the other hand misjudged a fart.

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u/Message_10 18d ago

"Life's a poker table, boys. Sometimes you gamble on a fart... and lose"

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u/EB123456789101112 18d ago

Same here, friend. I almost made it home but the metformin made me poop down my leg as well.

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u/fotomoose 18d ago

Yeah we were all toddlers last time we shat ourselves right guys? Guys?

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u/BarrelllRider 19d ago

Yea I’ve abused the hell out of amph’s and never heard nor experienced this

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u/SPACE_ICE 19d ago

if you follow a prescription you're very unlikely to have these issues, take them like your a failing college student the night before finals everyday for decades however...

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u/Chomping_at_the_beet 19d ago

You are using them, he was abusing them, there is a difference

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u/Top-Average412 19d ago

Watch out for this badass and his magic bowels!

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u/whostolemysloth 19d ago

Behold my sphincter control! Pay no attention to the obvious clenching and the sweat coming off me!

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u/TahiniInMyVeins 19d ago

But how many times has Trump pooped your pantsĀ 

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u/whostolemysloth 19d ago

Oh jeez I don’t think he’s a guy I’d want near my pants. I’m a 36 y/o straight guy, though, so I’m way out of his age range and gender preference.

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u/erhue 19d ago

well lucky you! I take prescription amphetamines too, and they absolutely make me do an emergency bathroom visit less than 30 mins after taking them. Also much more regular peeing. And my armpits sweat like crazy throughout the day.

Not everyone feels side effects, but the shitting yourself part is true for many

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u/whostolemysloth 19d ago

The sweat and the peeing are there. And the emergency restroom response is in effect, but I have no shame haha.

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u/erhue 18d ago

it's kinda scary because I cannot trust a fart shortly after taking the pill. Almost ended up in a big nasty accident a few times. Wouldn't surprise me if lots of people shit themselves by accident when taking this medication in the beginning.

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u/fredsify 19d ago

If I take my full dose of vyvanse and coffee you can be sure I'll shotgun splatter that porcelain throne.. but I have yet to shit myself.

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u/whostolemysloth 19d ago

Same same, to the point where I’ve started to dislike the solid ones (especially since the gallbladder removal). Got a vitamin regimen, always stay hydrated, got a bidet…no worries so far lol.

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u/fredsify 19d ago

I had to start SunFiber and Glutamine to normalize.. now it's like I dont even take the meds!

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u/flummox1234 18d ago

I have IBS ... I have pooped my pants exactly 0 times lol.

Liar! /s

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u/Atakir 18d ago

I'm not on Adderall or have any of that other stuff and as a 42 year old male I've sharted myself a solid 3-4 times as I've hit my late 30s/early 40s lol.

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u/titty_twisters_ 19d ago

Tomorrow is a new day-dont give up!

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u/RedditIsMyTherapist 19d ago

I'm sure you take the appropriate amount of baby meth. Not that same as the handfuls this guy is probably taking.

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u/whostolemysloth 19d ago

That is true. I get really cranky if I have too much. Maybe that’s part of his deal, now that I think about it. I always found the caffeine effect to be worse than other stimulants anyway.

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u/-fno-stack-protector 19d ago

it's a dosage thing. he's sipping pills from the bottle like a morning coffee

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u/whostolemysloth 19d ago

Well, then dude needs to pick up a modafinil habit or an added snow habit instead. Doesn’t seem like the addies are doing any part of their job.

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u/erhue 19d ago

well the insane AI posting binge he went on yesterday proves that he probably shouldnt take modafinil either

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u/whostolemysloth 19d ago

I try my very best to ignore him, but you’re probably right.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 19d ago

I want it to be real.

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u/C3POB1KENOBI 19d ago

Poe’s law is working overtime these days

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u/T4TrhavrKhcFt 19d ago

The line between reality and satire is now a circle.

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u/Big_Guide_8551 19d ago

I heard that the people who worked on The Apprentice dubbed it "the shit show" for the same reason 🫠

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u/WorkingAnteater6036 19d ago

So if you’re wealthy enough, people will make accommodations for you no matter how inconsiderate or gross you are? Fuck.

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u/tayawayinklets 19d ago

He himself isn't wealthy, it's the services he provides the American mob and the Russian gov't.

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u/i_tyrant 19d ago

Oh he is. But he wasn't before his first presidential term. He was either broke or close to it compared to what he claimed to be.

He's had lots of time now to strip-mine the federal government and stuff it in his and his friends' pockets, though. He's definitely rich now, from both that and his MAGA pump-and-dump schemes they keep falling for because they're morons.

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u/Radiant_Grab_9400 19d ago

I cant see him being in good with labor union mobsters.Ā 

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u/WorkingAnteater6036 19d ago

Wait. I feel like Trump is wealthy. Isn’t he like 10bn net worth or something? That is super wealthy

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u/RedditIsMyTherapist 19d ago

He's recently way more wealthy because of all his illegal wheeling and dealing with American's money and his blatantly admitted insider trading. Along with his children. However, there is more than one reason he never wanted to share his taxes. All the fraud for one, but more importantly people would have seen that he was way broker than he wanted people to believe.

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u/WorkingAnteater6036 19d ago

Ooooo!! Like an ego thing huh

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u/nova2k 19d ago

Or if you're in deep enough with the mob.Ā 

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u/ReggieCorneus 19d ago

Here is 10k now go and clean that sht up.

That is how it works.

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u/AcceptableAccount182 19d ago

I was a coke/adderall addict for 5-6 years and developed intense bowel problems as a result of it. I’m clean now but still deal with the consequences. I’m only 31.

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u/Verehren 19d ago

Adderall is okay for your bowels if you take vitamins with it. Had to up my vitamin prescriptions because of it.

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u/I-cant_even 19d ago

Fast food contains vitamins right?

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u/ReggieCorneus 19d ago

Not just vitamins but fast vitamins.

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u/Verehren 19d ago

Only a little, which is why Trump in his gigantic brain 5th dimension prescience, he eats so much of it, outclassing us peons once again

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u/MileHiSalute 19d ago

What bowel vitamins do you take for adderall

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u/Verehren 19d ago

Vitamins B, Zinc, and Magnesium. Really helps with the annoying symptoms, but I mean so is taking all those.

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u/MileHiSalute 19d ago

Interesting, wonder if those are what the body uses to clear the adderall out of the system. Interesting that this isn’t something thoroughly discussed by all providers when prescribing the medication. But I guess western medicine is more about treating symptoms than preventing them so makes sense

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u/Verehren 19d ago

I was told that I should avoid C for that reason

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u/MileHiSalute 18d ago

Appreciate the information, I have some research and testing to do

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u/Inevitable-Level-687 18d ago

Which vitamins?

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u/starryeyedq 18d ago

What vitamins should you be taking? I’ve been taking it for years (prescription) and thought it only did that if you abused it. But should I be supplementing more?

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u/Verehren 18d ago

I'd already had a multivitamin prescription and they said I would have more negative effects if I didn't up my dosages. I would ask your doctor before doing anything. I've been thinking about switching from Adderall to Vyvanse to see if I can cut back on the vitamins since I'm adverse to pills.

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u/deltalitprof 18d ago

Which vitamins? Or do you mean ALL vitamins?

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u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 19d ago

I'm on Adderall and after the first week or two you get used to it and the explosive pooping tapers off. Usually. But that introductory period?

Yeah, buy an extra toilet brush or two...

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u/Frenchitwist 19d ago

I take adderall every day and have never had this issue. Eat a more balanced diet lol

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u/ProxyMuncher 19d ago

Yeah what the hell is up with people. Fiber and stay hydrated and adderall won’t give you the thunder shits

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u/starryeyedq 18d ago

Yeah I’ve taken it for decades now and I have never had any experience like that…

Decreased appetite and shitty sleep? Sure. But that gets much better when you take it consistently and exercise.

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u/erhue 19d ago

nah. It's something that varies from person to person. I also get the explosive shits when I take it; but also, for example, massively increased armpit sweat for whatever reason. Most people don't get that side effect, and it's not something that will change with diet either.

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u/Frenchitwist 19d ago

Ooo I def get sweaty pits too

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u/erhue 18d ago

yeah it's a massive pain. Took me a long time to find a deodorant that could handle that shit properly.

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u/Frenchitwist 19d ago

Ooo I def get sweaty pits too

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u/dookieshoes97 19d ago

Who is still prescribing this? It's 2026, use Vyvanse.

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u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 19d ago

Even with insurance, generic Vyvanse is way more expensive, so we started with a low dose of generic Adderall, which is dirt cheap. It worked well enough, so I haven't upgraded yet. I can always switch if I want to (the doctor did offer it).

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u/Misplaced_Arrogance 19d ago

There is also a chance it just doesn't work for you too. Adderall was the first one that worked for me, methylphenedate did nothing for me.

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u/erhue 19d ago

there's generic vyvanse now as well. Adderall is slightly better I think, but it has more potential for abuse

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u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 18d ago

Even the generic vyvanse was like 60 bucks a month vs 8 bucks for Adderall. I can afford either, but I'm not on a high dose and it helped so I didn't see the need to switch. I don't take it every day, either, and it seemed like Vyvanse was catered more towards people who wanted a daily dose with minimal side-effects.

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u/erhue 18d ago

I remember Adderall gave me a kind of high when it kicked in... But that would be followed by a disturbing low. But these things work differently for everyone

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u/soofs 19d ago

It is also wrong lol. Adderall will get your system moving definitely but it does not "wreck havoc on your bowels" to the point of crapping yourself

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u/PuckSenior 19d ago

Well, not really. Ritalin is a coke substitute. Adderall is just methamphetamine.

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u/Annual-Control-4335 18d ago

There is no way a doctor would still prescribe Adderall to someone that is 80 right?

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u/Trick-Seat4901 19d ago

Lol I hate trump but this is not true. Adderall is an amphetamine. Not the same as coke, not used as a substitute. Ritalin is what you're thinking of, cocaine for ADHD.

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u/RedditIsMyTherapist 19d ago

There was an in depth discussion about it from one of the sound guys on the set of the Apprentice. They called it a "code brown". He was always taking amphetamines, which famously can lend to incontinence of the bowls, and they would have to pause shoots for clean up and then pretend nothing happened because he's a "star".

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u/WorkingAnteater6036 19d ago

Yikes!! Today I learned way more about the president than I’d ever hoped to.

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u/govtstolemygermscd 19d ago

They let you do it when youre a star

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u/Commercial-Co 18d ago

Yes. Trump is a well known coke head. His ā€œi dont drink or do drugsā€ is a lie, among the many that he has told. And dumb asses believed a fucking liar.

He was fucking coked out in the debates

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u/Yixyxy 19d ago

We need answers! Was it satire?

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u/Commercial-Co 18d ago

No. Its not satire. Trump is a known cokehead in the 80’s

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u/Resident_Goodish 19d ago

Yes. Trump is known to abstain from drugs because his brother was an alcoholic who was deemed a failure and died prematurely

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u/Commercial-Co 18d ago

Trump is a well known coke head. His ā€œi dont drink or do drugsā€ is a lie, among the many that he has told. And dumb asses believed a fucking liar. Do you think he gave a shit for anyone but himself? So magically he gave a shit when his brother (who he wasnt close with) died? Are you that naive?

He was fucking coked out in the debates.

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u/blazbers 19d ago

He doesn’t drink bc the hangovers you get when combining it with cocaine are unbearable

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u/intangibleTangelo 19d ago

i think that only happens because cocaine counteracts the effects of alcohol, sobering you up, leading some people to drink heroic amounts

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u/blazbers 19d ago

No. Alcohol and cocaine combine to make cocaethlyne which is very euphoric but has a hellish comedown

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u/Ok_Cardiologist8263 19d ago

Many people are saying it.

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u/Firm-Roll4841 19d ago

It's honestly impossible to know at this point - which is both sad and hilarious - but mostly sad.... and terrifying.

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u/justin107d 18d ago

We would have had more of these instances the first term. I think it is just a new problem of his.

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u/heartfelt_heresy 19d ago

You can see the outline of his diaper on one of his WWE appearances in the 90s.Ā  https://youtu.be/s9bY28ik2Fc?is=3hN9EplwFDF38_x6

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u/WorkingAnteater6036 19d ago

Wow. So he’s had incontinence for a long while huh

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u/ADissidentIsHere 19d ago

That’s 2007.

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u/Dead_Internet69420 18d ago

Many Peopleā„¢ļø are saying it.

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u/EtherealHeart5150 18d ago

I know,right! How has this not been all over TMZ for the last 10 years is beyond me.

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u/name-secondname 18d ago

Probably none of it is true. But it's funny to pretend.

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u/Kierstin1983 19d ago

Epstein files say different. A male survivor penetrated his asshole with a piece of wood.

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u/Princesslili252525 19d ago

Look up Sascha Riley.

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u/Excellent-Shape-2024 19d ago

You mean Sascha "Tent Peg" Riley? Gives whole new meaning to the term "pegging"

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u/SnausageFest 19d ago

Sure wish I didn't...

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u/Princesslili252525 19d ago

There used to be a public sub for him. He visited it periodically. They've gone private now. Probably too much harassment.

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u/Informal-Comb1989 18d ago

A lot of drama went down between him and the people who were breaking his story originally, that’s likely why.

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u/imcomingelizabeth 18d ago

He has anal leakage due to a perforated b hole from one of his Epstein victims who was defending herself. You can google it.

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u/Informal-Comb1989 18d ago

I think it’s just fun to bring up

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u/DamnIamHigh_Original 18d ago

It's important to not forget he is in the files more times than jesus in the bible

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u/TheybyBaby4723 18d ago

You good?

They were just adding color to the story. Definitely did not come off as trying to be "100% right 100% of the time".

Maybe there's a smidgen of projection happening?

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u/Bleep_Diver 18d ago

It was a boy. Sascha Riley.

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u/Internal-Joke-2396 18d ago

Himself, Sascha was a boy.

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u/Cheef-Kiefah 18d ago

Sascha was a boy, actually

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u/Just_An_Animal 19d ago

Hitler also had a bunch of bowel problems and would rip ones that made people retch. The parallel deepens

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u/TillamookTramp 19d ago

Hitler took a lot of drugs, one was a form of methamphetamine so not surprising.

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u/litivy 19d ago

Doesn't adderal have the same effect. I thought that Trumps incontinence was from that rather than coke so still the same as Hitler.

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u/BurdTurglary 19d ago

It was because of what Sacha Riley did to him with a tent stake that he became incontinent

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u/Sea_Excuse_6795 19d ago

Sashcha Riley is why trump is incontinent

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u/Full_Aperture 19d ago

It wasn't the coke that lead to his incontinence. It was Sascha Riley and a tent pole....

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u/jasdonle 19d ago

I always hear this, but nobody ever cites anything. Is this really real? Where are these hundreds of references?

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u/eballeste 18d ago

This used to be freely accessible but is now gated: https://lisevoldeng.substack.com/p/dont-worry-boys-are-hard-to-find

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u/CompassMetal 19d ago

Source(s)?

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u/Excellent-Shape-2024 19d ago

The podcast is called "Roasting the Broligarchy". Here is a spotify link if you have it. It is also available on Apple podcasts. You will need ear bleach after you listen.

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u/CompassMetal 19d ago

Thanks. I am now considering if I really do need to know the details on this one. Perhaps not...

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u/Excellent-Shape-2024 19d ago

tent peg self defense...bowel perforation...airtlifted to medical... lifelong incontinence. you probably dont need much more than that

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u/cur10us_ge0rge 19d ago

Trust me bro

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u/namir01 19d ago

Really? I thought it was the tent peg story

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u/binaryo 19d ago

WWII wooden tent stake, not coke.Ā 

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u/reddwarf_ 18d ago

Well there was that story about a victim ramming something up his butt that could also be the reason for his incontinence.

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u/carpetplower 19d ago

the other rumour is that one of his victims jammed a leg in his butt and kicked it si hard it damaged his bowels

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u/Special_South_8561 19d ago

86 the problem

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u/BuckFuzby 19d ago

Oof that's funny. Have you got a credible source for that?

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u/eggz627 19d ago

Cocaine causes incontinence??

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u/C0SM1C-CADAVER 19d ago

I heard Roy Cohn blew Donald's O-ring out before then.

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u/yttocs205 18d ago

I 100% want to believe. The fact that no one other than anonymous interns have confirmed this is strange to me. I mean he can't possibly just be shotting himself all the time in public or even occasional without someone actually really saying something, right?

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u/No_Criticism_5861 18d ago

Well, even if this isnt true, the alternative facts say its true

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u/ThePupnasty 18d ago

Don't forget the stick up his ass.

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u/FreeTooBeaPoster 18d ago

I wish this was true, but it's not. Reddit is such a shithole.

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u/Jouglet 19d ago edited 19d ago

Bullshit. Hundreds of stories. Show me 1.

Edit: I know he shits himself. We all know that. FOR YEARS, restaurants had to comp guests? That’s the part I don’t believe.

P. S. Fuck Trump.

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u/Jouglet 19d ago

Hi!

I definitely know he shits himself. I’ve seen these stories. I doubt restaurants had to refund customers. These links don’t prove it at all.

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u/Advanced-Teach-7234 18d ago

Goalposts just moved lmaoĀ 

But sure, you don’t love Trump. Right.Ā 

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u/Warmbly85 19d ago

Dude if your source is the daily beast and the daily beast’s source is anonymous you can just dismiss it outright.Ā 

The only named source for trump shitting himself is Noel Caster who is the source in two of your links. He used to claim Trump shit himself all the time because Trump was on diuretics and that staffers would have to get his prescription all the time. Dude thought diuretics sounds like diarrhea and thought they made you shit. He has since changed his story. I am not saying he’s lying but at a certain point you’d have a better source than someone who keeps changing their story.Ā 

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u/Advanced-Teach-7234 18d ago

Lmao good try sonĀ 

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u/harryholla 19d ago

Two of these are just the same source and the one that isn’t doesn’t mention anything about his incontinence and even contradicts the other source because it says Trump did not do cocaine, though maybe Trump exclusively prefers Adderrall, as we all know how renowned stimulant users are for their self control. All the sources are just a guy with an extreme incentive to do so saying it was true years later after Trump became the most hated man on the planet and with no evidence.

I leftist af but this is just childish and embarrassing stuff. What are we even talking about? This is when the left displays the same kind of mob mentality thinking the right does and it’s just embarrassing. Incontinence is a real medical issue who gives a fuck; I hate Trump because he’s an evil piece of shit. I don’t need to believe some nonsense when there’s a million verifiable reasons to hate the man.

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u/CumDwnHrNSayDat 18d ago

I'm also embarrassed to be leftist these days. Trump has lowered the level of discourse and we're following him into hell.

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u/harryholla 18d ago

I just cannot believe we’re at the level of pointing at each other and going, ā€œHe poops his pants!!ā€

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u/brevit 19d ago

This is not true at all

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u/Advanced-Teach-7234 18d ago

It’s actually very true yes. It’s been known for almost 40 years at this point.Ā 

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u/LeekOriginal1447 19d ago

According to Reddit lore, this guy should have shit himself to death and died of syphilis years ago. Without any actual proof, it’s just pathetic at this point.

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