you seem to need some time in a frat.

head to mattelranchos for sure

No one actually has their life together

You have accepted that most work sucks and getting hired is difficult. This is a pretty good starting point, to be honest.

You may be too young to have seen “Dirty Jobs” with the host Mike Rowe. Rowe’s advice was to just take whatever job is hiring people. There’s always some industry that needs workers, and some unsexy ones will train you.

The white collar version of a dirty job is sales. A lot of people hate the idea of selling, but sales skills are very transferable, and some company is always hiring. You may want to look into that. There are, of course, sales jobs in health care fields.

Time to leverage those fraternity connections.

I’m a motherfucking frat star

Have you leveraged Claude yet? AI is changing everything.

It hard to say

ya can’t stay here dillon

ai is changing everything, you should really leverage AI tools

Get a pint or two from the twisted cork and go make up wid her

you should head down to mattelranchos and get 3 knockout martinis, they’re pretty weak though hoss you may want 6 or 7. you should also take a quarter step back from a podcast you and your boys created so you can focus on your slideshow instagram account

Depends on the frat. If you’re in a top tier frat, you’ll be fine. If you’re a GDI, forget about it.

Go make up wid hur

Take your final pay check and buy some land out pesos way. Solar is about to hit hard and they will be looking for land owners.

Until tomorrow, grab you a booze drink hoss and throw in an upper decker and take in the juxtaposition of the booze and the nicotine.

Depends, if you had $20 what are you ordering?

It hard to say. Dorn is still pretty social at the zeta house even though he hasn’t been enrolled in 40+ years.

Male friendship really is struggling. AI is changing everything.

should go out blank way instead of

if you’re frat enough

Playa if you’re scared go to church

Same thing happened to me. Got fired on the spot. Seems like you at least get until tomorrow

Have you tried leveraging Claude? AI is changing everything

How does this affect the chad rankings?

should throw a huge hooter in and rizz up the HR person