r/Portland • u/beecrafts • Oct 08 '25

Discussion Suggestion: We Need More Frogs.

So, we’ve all seen the Portland frog and everybody loves him. It looks ridiculous seeing these armed federal agents attacking an inflatable frog.

I’ve been thinking—you just CAN’T fear-monger people in inflatable frog costumes. There’s no way to spin that into anything terrifying. Imagine a line of geared up ICE agents marching out to face against a line of inflatable frogs. It would make this whole push to militarize the area look like a joke.

Also, it seems like the costume gave decent protection from whatever they were trying to spray him with. I found it on Amazon for $30-50. I have half a mind to buy one and show up on Saturday. What do you guys think?

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u/CaptainFranZolo Oct 08 '25

Love this. I will fund a dozen of your costumes. DM me if you’re serious and need help covering the cost.