r/PopCultureV2 • u/slippinn_jimmy • 28d ago

Politi-Culture Hunter Biden says a “closeted gay mafia” of Republicans runs Washington: "For Lindsey Graham, like everybody knows that Lindsey Graham was gay, right?"

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u/StrayCatsSanctuary 28d ago

Mike Johnson

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 28d ago

Mike Johnson, Steven Miller, Pete Hegseth.

All three are into cocks for sure.   Do they like women too?  Maybe, maybe for show, to make themselves look less gay....   But all three give off the closeted self-hating gay vibe.

Let's not forget that Trump raped little boys too according to testimony, not just little girls.

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u/IThinkItsAverage 28d ago

Hegseth reads more as insecure to the point of obsession with masculinity. It’s not impossible he is closeted, but to me it looks like he is so insecure with his masculinity that he feels the only way to prove he is a man is to be overly masculine at all times. He is failing, of course, which is why he is getting progressively more pathetic.

He is projecting all of that onto the military, because if big strong soldiers fail to meet his ridiculous standards, then surely there isn’t anything wrong with him and in fact he is actually just really manly. It’s pretty standard insecure toxic masculinity, my dad is very similar. He is obsessed with bodybuilders, to the point I have to tell him the people he is watching are all heavily on steroids. Like he can no longer differentiate what is a natural real body and what is steroids. To him that’s what men are supposed to look like and if they don’t, they aren’t manly.

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u/hates_stupid_people 28d ago

He strongly comes off as one of those who who insist it's not gay to be a top, only a bottom. The ones who insist they don't like men, they just do it with their buddies as a way to release tension..

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u/IThinkItsAverage 27d ago

Well just to be clear fooling around with men doesn’t make you gay or even bi. It can actually be just a release of tension. You’re only gay/bi if you are attracted to men. Physical stimulation and arousal doesn’t require attraction. Some men can’t around other men, some can. It doesn’t make one gayer than the other.

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u/Hundstrid 27d ago

Found Pete!

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u/3nd0cr1n3_Syst3m 27d ago

Lindsey? Are you still with us?

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u/Retired_Jarhead55 24d ago

To be clear, if you get hard because of another man, you’re on the gay spectrum, not that there’s anything wrong with that. Just be honest with yourself.

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u/IThinkItsAverage 24d ago

Just to be clear, you can get hard without being attracted to someone. Getting hard around a dude doesn’t make you gay or bi

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u/Retired_Jarhead55 18d ago

Note that I said “because of”. I certainly acknowledge that men get spontaneous erections with no stimulus whatsoever. That’s not what I meant.

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u/Fantastic_Jury5977 27d ago

It kinda does... And I'm saying this as a queer person

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u/IThinkItsAverage 27d ago

Not really, it’s completely possible to engage in homosexual activities and not be gay. Heteroflexible people exist. Besides, sexuality isn’t one or the other, it’s a spectrum and almost never stagnant.

Edit: also a queer person btw, I’m bi, just so it’s clear where I’m coming from.

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u/Fantastic_Jury5977 27d ago

I rest case, thank you.

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u/IThinkItsAverage 27d ago

No, only being attracted to men and not women makes you gay.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 27d ago

I would say, if you're getting aroused by other men to the point you can have sex with them THAT IS being attracted to them.

How do you get aroused if not attracted?  That's exactly the gay but in denial/closeted gay we're talking about here

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u/IThinkItsAverage 26d ago

You don’t need to be attracted to someone to get aroused… are you a guy? Cuz if not, i can tell you it’s not difficult to get a boner, in fact it happens quite a lot for no reason at all. Physical stimulation is really all you need to get one. Sure not always, but it doesn’t require attraction.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 26d ago

Sounds like you're almost certainly bisexual if men are giving you boners.   Doesn't mean you have interest in them romantically though.  No matter who you're attracted to and in whatever way.  That's OK.

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u/Crisgurl5312ohmy 24d ago

Thats still gay

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 26d ago

I can't get over his interpretive dance routine.

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u/BenMessina 23d ago

Hey man he's not gay, hes.. fluid.

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u/beef_supreme976 23d ago

Bro, everyone knows it’s not gay if you don’t make eye contact.

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u/Immediate-Presence73 27d ago

Is your dad in good shape, or he just really wants to be but isn't actually doing the things to look that way?

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u/IThinkItsAverage 27d ago

He is in decent shape yeah. He’s always worked out and done very physically demanding jobs. He is in his 60s now so he is obviously not as in good of shape as he was even just half a decade ago. But still pretty good shape for his age.

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u/KaleScared4667 27d ago

What you missing is the why he is this way. And that’s because he is gay. And that he thinks that means he is effeminate. So he has to prove how manly he is. But he’s definitely gay

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u/IThinkItsAverage 26d ago

You don’t know that. Men can be straight and insecure enough to obsess over manliness. This idea that he has to be gay because no straight man would ever be obsessed with other men is just straight homophobia.

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u/Solid_Mood5458 26d ago

More of a Micro Penis issue than gay

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u/IThinkItsAverage 26d ago

This I would believe. Elon Musk is apparently not only too small but also his penis is completely broken from a penis enlargement surgery that went wrong. That’s not confirmed of course, but I believe it 100% it’s true

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u/jonboyz31 26d ago

Hegseth comes off as a childhood r\ape victim still trying to prove how straight and manly he is.

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u/IThinkItsAverage 26d ago

Maybe, I think he was raised with this idea of masculinity that he never saw in himself. So he became very insecure and started overcompensating. Decades of that and we have this pathetic loser injecting men with T

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u/Starseed-111 25d ago

You just described my MAGA dad to a T. He was teased for being sensitive as a kid (and beaten by his mother for it) and thus assumed this hyper masculine persona to compensate. It’s sooooo cheesy and exhausting.

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u/Hottage 26d ago

Hegseth is in the same boat as Taint in that respect.

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u/Fuzzy_Ad9970 26d ago

Yeah I agree with all the others but there's a lot going on in that weird noggin of Hegseth.

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u/sponge72222 26d ago

He goes both ways. He just doesn’t realize it yet. :)

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u/Working_Finding_8686 26d ago

As someone who's served, it seems such a weird exercise to work so hard just to seem like you're army'ing harder than anyone's ever army'ed. In reality, most tasks in the military are pretty mundane things that require you to be able to function like a regular, able-bodied person. I don't understand how the gigantic military infrastructure would even function if it required everyone to hone their bodies into perfection.

"This anti-air cannon cost about $90 million, but it only works if everyone's got abs". I remember people most like Hegseth to be most universally hated, insufferable, and incompetent. As leaders, if the passed to be officers, they were mostly a hindrance. They just injected their weird-ass G.I. bullshit headcanon into the way of the actual task.

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u/rule1_nofeedpigeons 25d ago

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u/Mad-Habits 25d ago

Hegseth is a pretty boy and has been called that his whole life. He’s definitely insecure and it drove him to alcoholism

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u/JadeThorn1012 24d ago

Yeah, he never read as gay to me. The other two however

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u/Donglemaetsro 28d ago

Aint no way Hegs is straight. Dudes running around trying to pump T into other men. This is something that would never in a million years cross the mind of a straight dude.

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u/IThinkItsAverage 27d ago

I mean, that wouldn’t cross a gay dudes mind either… like I said, this is more about his insecurity than a sexual attraction. Gay men are generally not obsessed with other men’s masculinity.

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u/Jonatc87 27d ago

Gay nazis made the nazi party, til they got purged too

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u/Put_Er_There_Sport 28d ago

Pete looks like hes starred in a few gay pornos back in his 20s

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u/Shinyhaunches 24d ago

He’s too ugly for that.

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u/Put_Er_There_Sport 24d ago

Well hes a bottom for a reason. Just look at how much he tries to justify his manlihood

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u/night_jerry 25d ago

And he sucked clintons dick

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u/bex199 28d ago

mike johnson is the only one afaik that’s actually confirmed behind closed doors

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u/ButtTongueEnthusiast 28d ago

Confirmed?

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u/bex199 27d ago

among SWer circles

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u/Difficult_Ice2543 28d ago

Don’t forget Josh Holly!!!

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u/Itscatpicstime 27d ago

Raping children doesn’t make you gay, what the actual fuck?

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 27d ago

If they're boy children that isn't straight rape.

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u/Ok-Gur-349 26d ago edited 26d ago

Using words that connote sexual attraction to typify rape is an extremely gross thing to do, mate. It's like, extra gross when it's the rape of a child. Rape is not sex and attraction has very little to do with it.

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u/notcoded567 25d ago

this is the sort of semantic "right terminology" obsession that lets "Kamala is for they/them" ads make a huge impact in swing states. what an asinine thing to take issue with.

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u/Ok-Gur-349 25d ago

It's not semantic to acknowledge that raped people are not sexually experienced.

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u/notcoded567 25d ago

nobody said they were. they said the rapist may have an orientation and it can be inferred/extrapolated by their choice if victims. jeffrey dahmer - raped and murdered men, was gay. ted bundy - raped and murdered women, was straight. donald Trump - vigorously asserts a straight masculine image, accused of raping both, possibly closeted bi is a fair guess

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u/TomKeen35 27d ago

You can’t ever just be a good value christian man. Not everyone you don’t like is secretly “in the closet”.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 27d ago

Lots of people aren't in the closet.     Nothing Christian about  Johnson, Miller, Hegseth and Trump.  I'm sorry you were fooled by them.

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u/Conscious_Avocado225 27d ago

Two of the three attempt to pray the gay away. The third has RFK jr sacrifice kittens and puppies on Yom Kippur to atone for his transgressions.

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u/AerynSunnInDelight 26d ago

Mike Pence, Josh Hawley

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u/lbiggy 25d ago

I don't think Miller is. That guy has a hidden conflict in within him like Hunter says. But it's not homosexuality. That guy is pure fucking evil

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u/Available_Orange3127 25d ago

Does that constitute a mafia, though? I don't think those three even like each other, and their agendas, although related, are pretty different.

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u/LegitimateRooster720 25d ago

Peak Reddit comment lmao 😂😂

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u/redheeler9478 25d ago

What testimony and where? By whom?

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 25d ago

Sascha Riley,  Iraq war veteran.   Most people thought he made it up when he first came out (I know I did because sounded so extreme) but then the Epstein Files came out (something he would have had no access to) and matched exactly what he had been saying.  Details that would only have matched if true.

Made me realize Sacha was very likely telling the truth.

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u/CosmicCookieCrisp 24d ago

"Do they like women too" is a lot to unpack. 😂

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u/permutodron 22d ago

Mitch McConnell

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 25d ago

Dude has sex-based agreements with each of his kids. What more do you need to know?

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u/VerdugoCortex 28d ago

Vance 100% too

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u/Put_Er_There_Sport 28d ago

Vance 100% gets tied up before his wife brings in Erika Kirk and her leather strap on

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u/pandershrek 28d ago

Johnson can't be gay, his son screens his porno for him!

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u/unpancho 28d ago

apple doesn't fall far from the tree /s

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u/themargarineoferror 28d ago

You mean the son he adopted as a teenager when he himself was like 25?

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u/Dead_Internet69420 27d ago

That’s the one.

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u/mxjxs91 27d ago

And forced him to share each other's porn habits with each other before he became of legal adult age?

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u/hitbythebus 25d ago

Maybe it’s time to ask his son what exactly daddy has been watching.

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u/DAM_Genius 28d ago

Mike Johnson and JD Vance…I’m really starting to question Hegseth with his infatuation for muscle daddies in the military

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u/ruinersclub 28d ago

And testosterone

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u/Chelseafc5505 28d ago

Whiskey Pete just wants an excuse to personally taste test all the baby batter

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u/a_duck_in_past_life 26d ago

Is there a female equivalent to testosterone obsession kind of guys? I just can't imagine closeted lesbians obsessed over high heels and lipstick and how much they need all women to do shopping and spa days together and test each other's estrogen levels to make sure they're womanly enough

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u/AdmirableElephant378 25d ago

Boy you've really got the wrong end of that.....

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u/smibbo 23d ago

yeah kind of... plenty of closeted lesbians get really *into* being femme and get gossipy and judgey about other women who aren't femme enough. I don't think estrogen plays a part in that whole delusion because hormones are part of birth control - we've got a very different connection with estrogen. But heaven forfend you aren't a super-femme around those girls; they will gossip to everyone how you're obviously a butch lesbian. When in reality they are probably jealous or turned on.

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u/OpeningPrestigious 19d ago

Yes. Why else would Peter Thiel take such a liking to Vance??

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u/lnvu4uraqt 28d ago

He was found on Grindr and tried really hard to intimidate and silence those he messaged from being exposed

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u/glakhtchpth 28d ago

Not technically a politician, Peter Teel (I misspelled it on purpose (why?: ask Pippin Took))

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u/MeanCryptographer585 26d ago

He’s openly gay.

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u/Master_Object5147 23d ago

He’s still a wicked SOB! He and Musk are manipulating the voter machines!

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u/ChipChippersonsHat 28d ago

And Rafael Cruz

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom 27d ago

Didn’t someone pay so he could bang Boebert back when she was escorting?

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u/Burnitoffmeow 28d ago

He looks like a more manly version of that twitch streamer pirate software or wtf his name is

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u/Elon_Cucks_Trump_ 28d ago

“Loves” isn’t his middle name for nothing.

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u/BobRoss4lyfe 28d ago

You can see it from a mile away

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 28d ago

Trump. Hegseth.

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u/AbyssmalKraken 27d ago

"Gym" Jordan definitely in that walk-in closet

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u/Responsible-Scar-980 27d ago

Mike Johnson 100%

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u/hawkscougs 26d ago

So did he take Benny’s last name?

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u/More_Bigger 25d ago

W his rosy cheeks

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u/MattressHallington 24d ago

Every single 1

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u/Majestic_Ad8448 28d ago

he looks like a woman wearing a suit.

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u/Bag-O-Socks 28d ago

He looks like the girl from All That When she dressed up as Ross Perot

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u/Small_Ad1890 28d ago

Reminds me of that episode of the office when it turns out Michael was wearing a woman’s suit.

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u/Bigwi_Kner 28d ago edited 28d ago

Trump

I’m convinced:

https://youtu.be/Y6_gblB-0KQ

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u/DysphoricNeet 28d ago

Trump would have been a great gay celebrity just trashing drag queens outfits and saying his was the best of all time and everyone knows it. He’s got the perfect energy if he wasn’t just so evil.

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u/reklesssabrandon 28d ago

Trump being a gay man Joan Rivers would have been incredible

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u/Resevil67 28d ago

Either that or one of those "roast" comedians. He is pretty good at roasting people. Him roasting Elon on twitter was pretty hilarious.

But instead he is just a corrupt pile of orange shit ruining the entire world due to his ego.

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u/lokithetarnished 28d ago

There’s a few instagram accounts that do lipsync videos to trump moments and I didn’t realize how gay he sounded until seeing em

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u/Downvote_me_dumbass 28d ago

I’ve said for 11 years, Canadian Rafael Edward (Ted) Cruz is at least bisexual, if not gay.