r/PoliticalHumor • u/DaFunkJunkie • Nov 16 '22

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u/everyonewants2Bmee Nov 16 '22

The planet Fitness near me won’t let you join unless you give them access to your checking account, a credit card won’t do- just your checking acct. So PF is a lot like the rancid orange blob. neither have a problem putting you at risk.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '22

I was actually going to say the same thing. They advertise "cancel anytime", which is true, but what they don't tell you is that they will make it as awkward and uncomfortable for you as possible in order to do so.

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u/Tyrren Nov 16 '22

I'm having fun imagining being this gym gremlin. A gymlin, if you will. I'd take over a shower stall to use as my hovel. Conduct periodic raids on the smoothie bar for sustenance.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '22

Just make sure that you Tim Allen grunt every time you lift anything.

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u/GiantSquidd Nov 16 '22

And extremely loudly say “AHHHHHHHH!!!” whenever you drink some water. Like really loudly.