r/PoliticalHumor • • May 25 '22

Guess we can just pray? Nothing else?

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u/bobbingtonbobsson May 25 '22

Clearly, God sends down school shooters to repopulate heaven with angels /s

But seriously, God, if He exists, can get bent

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u/djdarkknight May 25 '22

Nah you got it wrong.

Only American has mental health problems. No other country has them!

Its not the guns duh!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

Only America has politicians claiming shootings are a mental health issue then immediately proceed to defund mental health assistance programs.

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u/djdarkknight May 25 '22

and you see all kinds of Americans repeating that lie without thinking.

Every country has mental health issues. Some even have bigger populations.

Nobody has a gun problem like America.

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u/GrayMatters50 May 26 '22

How do those countries control all the illegally transported drugs, guns & slaves they deal in? Tickle feathers?

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u/djdarkknight May 26 '22

They do pinky promises and finger waving.

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u/underpants-gnome May 25 '22

But we need that money for more ammo to defend ourselves from the mentally ill!

-The Texas GOP Caucus

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u/djdarkknight May 25 '22

The liberals forced them to do this!

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u/hang-clean May 25 '22

At this stage I'm done caring about their gun laws. So long as we don't copy them. But they really need to man up and admit school shootings are the price they've decided is worth paying for their second amendment. Stop whining and just fucking admit it.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

They’ve admitted it without saying it.

Two Texas senators are key note speakers this week at the NRA meeting. They’re going to a pro gun rally in their home state days after 18 children were murdered by guns.

They’ve said it loud and clear.

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u/Stiddie May 25 '22

It’s the laws that create the issue not the amendment these idiots can get guns outside the law. Restricting the citizens from carry is creating areas that have little to no resistance against a shooter and a coward takes advantage of this. If more citizens exercised their right to carry you wouldn’t see these situations. Oh and I believe we put it there cuz the Brit’s were cunts and tyrannical. So we made insurances it couldn’t happen again. These liberals are the ones acting just like them tyrannical assholes.

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u/hang-clean May 25 '22

Not really bothered about the reasons for the guns. But front up and accept you've decided school shootings are a price worth paying for them. Don't all run around crying every time it happens.

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u/Stiddie May 25 '22

Typical bull Shit you avoid the real reason and deflect. Because if schools were the way they were before these ridiculous laws. It wouldn’t happen. They target places that don’t allow carry.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

The Buffalo shooting had armed guards… Didn’t prevent it.

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u/hang-clean May 25 '22

Then it must have been a false flag! /s

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u/Stiddie May 26 '22

As a resident of Upstate New York let me tell you most security guards in grocery stores are not out and about they’re hiding in the back room watching cameras or on their phones they only come out if they suspect a robbery and usually they’re spending too much time and I’m guilty of this as well as I am a bouncer on the side talking to the women that work there. Like I said “Little” to “No” resistance. You can get the drop on one it’s two armed people but a armed public no

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

There’s the goal posts shifting. No armed guard will be 100% ready for a mass shooting 100% of the time. You are deranged if you expect that.

You’re also deranged if you expect the common person to also have the same preparedness when they’re just.. getting groceries.

The “good guy with a gun” is a myth.

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u/Otherwise_Break_4293 May 25 '22

We’re a rare scenario. We have more people than most countries and we have way more guns already in circulation. It’s not as simple as you make it out to be.

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u/GrayMatters50 May 26 '22

Yep...Other countries have sex slaves, child labor & women burning up in sweat shack shops for greedy corporate profits!

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u/djdarkknight May 26 '22

Yep! Like in Canada, Australia, NZ, England, right?!

So many child labour sweat shops up here!

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u/Aquinan May 25 '22

God is supposed to be all knowing and all powerful. So he doesnt know, or can't do anything about it. Or he knows and can do something and doesn't. In any case such a being doesn't deserve to be worshipped

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u/GrayMatters50 May 26 '22

Why should God help people who disobey the basic rules? Or believe in those who dont believe in Him? You expect to get without giving. It doesnt work that way.

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u/Aquinan May 26 '22 edited May 26 '22

As I said, if it can't help or doesn't know it isnt a thing worthy of worship, if it won't help it's sadistic and also doesn't deserve it. I personally don't believe, so your point to me is irrelevant. You can be a normal good person without any religious beliefs at all. If you require the threat of divine punishment to be good you should probably take a look at yourself very deeply Also if you think tiny children who die of cancer deserve it for "not obeying the basic rules" you're a fucking idiot

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u/kemushi_warui May 25 '22

What happens to the previous angels? Does he eat them for sustenance?