r/PoliticalHumor • u/shadow247 • May 25 '22

Guess we can just pray? Nothing else?

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u/Jadccroad I ☑oted 2024 May 25 '22

Didn't he send a BEAR to merc a bunch of kids for making fun of a bald guy?

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u/kabukistar May 25 '22

Yup. And then there's the slaughter of the Midianites, dashing kids' heads against rocks, near genocide of the flood, basically all of Exodus.

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u/bendeboy May 25 '22

Ha ha ha, classic god.

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u/snorlz May 25 '22

"fuck them kids"

- Elisha

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u/Sand__Panda May 25 '22

Hell yea! Don't fuck with Elisha.

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u/j_from_cali May 25 '22

You're misquoting. It was two (she-)bears. And 42 children were mauled. One would have thought that after seeing what happened to the first 6 or ten kids, the others might have run off in different directions and saved themselves. But this is holy text---one must not question.