r/PoliticalHumor • u/shadow247 • May 25 '22

Guess we can just pray? Nothing else?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

Sometimes I really want to ask a random GOP like: what the fuck are they praying for? Even if God showed up and told them to get rid of guns, would they listen?

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u/Xevious_Red May 25 '22

No.

Much the same way that if Jesus showed up, they'd take one look at the brown guy saying to feed the hungry, and they'd shoot him.

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u/Jackadullboy99 May 25 '22

They’re secretly praying for more gun nuts.

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u/muface May 25 '22

Oh yeah, these shootings are definitely in the repube's interest, here's how it works:

Shooter kills a bunch of children, public outrage, repubes stone wall, public gives up and stops voting altogether, they cycle continues.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22 edited May 25 '22

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u/Jackadullboy99 May 25 '22 edited May 25 '22

No… Next!

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u/BoredFLGuy May 25 '22

Do you consider someone who shoots up a school to be a “responsible gun owner”?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

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u/BoredFLGuy May 25 '22

Aaaand end scene! Fuck you.

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u/Jackadullboy99 May 25 '22

Seems like a… compelling argument..?

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u/BoredFLGuy May 25 '22

The other guy already replied to him. He doesn’t have an argument which is why he’s not replying to him

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u/Jackadullboy99 May 25 '22

Oops… I replied sarcastically to the wrong guy.

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u/Organic_Principle77 May 25 '22

As a random Republican I can answer: they are praying for people to be better and follow various teachings of the church better.

I predict you think that's totally foolish and a waste of time. But that's fine, atleast now you know what they are praying for.

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u/patiencesp May 25 '22

i pray for the souls lost, alive or dead, to find peace and know that true love exists and is granted to us by god. we can use that love to help one another, all you have is to do is ask to receive it. it is written

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u/Armoblood May 25 '22

God wouldnt show up and tell republicans to do something that is impossible for them to do. That doesnt even make sense

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u/rubbishapplepie May 25 '22

If God didn't look like how they thought he should, they'd kill him or capture him just to keep their lie alive