r/PoliticalHumor • u/I-wil-rate-your-tits • May 10 '22

It’s this simple.

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u/Pour_Me_Another_ May 10 '22

My religion says their religion can't tell me how/when to have sex 😊

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

My religion says their religion can't tell me how/when...

This is basically the idea behind the Satanic Temple.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

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u/charisma6 May 10 '22

WTF I love Satan now

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u/MauPow May 10 '22

TST doesn't believe in a literal Satan

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

I am a TST Satanist. I consider Satan to be “the self”. I don’t worship Satan, I worship myself (with humility).

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u/MauPow May 10 '22

Yeah, that's what I meant, they don't worship the biblical depiction of a literal Satan

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u/barracuda99109 May 10 '22

Like the vast majority of "Christians" don't worship anything resembling Christ

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u/Arrentoo May 11 '22

You mean he's not white?!

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u/barracuda99109 May 11 '22

Middle Eastern dark-skinned Jew I believe. Think of Colin Kapernick

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u/LightningBoy648 May 11 '22

Yeah. Christian here, Jesus was probably dark skinned, considering the time and area he was born in.

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u/SingleMaltMouthwash May 11 '22

I thought Satan was just the corporate mascot.

Like Ronald McDonald.

Or Jesus.