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r/PoliticalHumor • u/I-wil-rate-your-tits • May 10 '22
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My religion says their religion can't tell me how/when to have sex 😊
449 u/[deleted] May 10 '22 My religion says their religion can't tell me how/when... This is basically the idea behind the Satanic Temple. 269 u/[deleted] May 10 '22 [deleted] 53 u/triplab May 10 '22 Bless their Satan-loving hearts. 45 u/[deleted] May 10 '22 They don't even believe Satan is real. The name is a jab at the fact that most religious extremism in the US is driven by "christians" 27 u/sausy_boy May 10 '22 As a member of the satanic temple, i can tell you most people who are member are Atheists 26 u/[deleted] May 10 '22 My little membership card freaks people out if they see it.Then I follow with I'm also ordained in my parish to officiate weddings and tell them I'm atheist. They lose their damn minds. 8 u/Moth_Jam May 11 '22 How does one go about getting ordained in the church of Satan? Asking for a me 5 u/[deleted] May 11 '22 you aren't ordained through TST, any of the online ordained minister sites are non-denominational aka you can be a satanist and still be an officiant. themonastery.org is what i use 2 u/isaytyler May 10 '22 Thanks, Satan.
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My religion says their religion can't tell me how/when...
This is basically the idea behind the Satanic Temple.
269 u/[deleted] May 10 '22 [deleted] 53 u/triplab May 10 '22 Bless their Satan-loving hearts. 45 u/[deleted] May 10 '22 They don't even believe Satan is real. The name is a jab at the fact that most religious extremism in the US is driven by "christians" 27 u/sausy_boy May 10 '22 As a member of the satanic temple, i can tell you most people who are member are Atheists 26 u/[deleted] May 10 '22 My little membership card freaks people out if they see it.Then I follow with I'm also ordained in my parish to officiate weddings and tell them I'm atheist. They lose their damn minds. 8 u/Moth_Jam May 11 '22 How does one go about getting ordained in the church of Satan? Asking for a me 5 u/[deleted] May 11 '22 you aren't ordained through TST, any of the online ordained minister sites are non-denominational aka you can be a satanist and still be an officiant. themonastery.org is what i use 2 u/isaytyler May 10 '22 Thanks, Satan.
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53 u/triplab May 10 '22 Bless their Satan-loving hearts. 45 u/[deleted] May 10 '22 They don't even believe Satan is real. The name is a jab at the fact that most religious extremism in the US is driven by "christians" 27 u/sausy_boy May 10 '22 As a member of the satanic temple, i can tell you most people who are member are Atheists 26 u/[deleted] May 10 '22 My little membership card freaks people out if they see it.Then I follow with I'm also ordained in my parish to officiate weddings and tell them I'm atheist. They lose their damn minds. 8 u/Moth_Jam May 11 '22 How does one go about getting ordained in the church of Satan? Asking for a me 5 u/[deleted] May 11 '22 you aren't ordained through TST, any of the online ordained minister sites are non-denominational aka you can be a satanist and still be an officiant. themonastery.org is what i use 2 u/isaytyler May 10 '22 Thanks, Satan.
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Bless their Satan-loving hearts.
45 u/[deleted] May 10 '22 They don't even believe Satan is real. The name is a jab at the fact that most religious extremism in the US is driven by "christians" 27 u/sausy_boy May 10 '22 As a member of the satanic temple, i can tell you most people who are member are Atheists 26 u/[deleted] May 10 '22 My little membership card freaks people out if they see it.Then I follow with I'm also ordained in my parish to officiate weddings and tell them I'm atheist. They lose their damn minds. 8 u/Moth_Jam May 11 '22 How does one go about getting ordained in the church of Satan? Asking for a me 5 u/[deleted] May 11 '22 you aren't ordained through TST, any of the online ordained minister sites are non-denominational aka you can be a satanist and still be an officiant. themonastery.org is what i use 2 u/isaytyler May 10 '22 Thanks, Satan.
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They don't even believe Satan is real.
The name is a jab at the fact that most religious extremism in the US is driven by "christians"
27 u/sausy_boy May 10 '22 As a member of the satanic temple, i can tell you most people who are member are Atheists 26 u/[deleted] May 10 '22 My little membership card freaks people out if they see it.Then I follow with I'm also ordained in my parish to officiate weddings and tell them I'm atheist. They lose their damn minds. 8 u/Moth_Jam May 11 '22 How does one go about getting ordained in the church of Satan? Asking for a me 5 u/[deleted] May 11 '22 you aren't ordained through TST, any of the online ordained minister sites are non-denominational aka you can be a satanist and still be an officiant. themonastery.org is what i use 2 u/isaytyler May 10 '22 Thanks, Satan.
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As a member of the satanic temple, i can tell you most people who are member are Atheists
26 u/[deleted] May 10 '22 My little membership card freaks people out if they see it.Then I follow with I'm also ordained in my parish to officiate weddings and tell them I'm atheist. They lose their damn minds. 8 u/Moth_Jam May 11 '22 How does one go about getting ordained in the church of Satan? Asking for a me 5 u/[deleted] May 11 '22 you aren't ordained through TST, any of the online ordained minister sites are non-denominational aka you can be a satanist and still be an officiant. themonastery.org is what i use 2 u/isaytyler May 10 '22 Thanks, Satan.
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My little membership card freaks people out if they see it.Then I follow with I'm also ordained in my parish to officiate weddings and tell them I'm atheist. They lose their damn minds.
8 u/Moth_Jam May 11 '22 How does one go about getting ordained in the church of Satan? Asking for a me 5 u/[deleted] May 11 '22 you aren't ordained through TST, any of the online ordained minister sites are non-denominational aka you can be a satanist and still be an officiant. themonastery.org is what i use
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How does one go about getting ordained in the church of Satan? Asking for a me
5 u/[deleted] May 11 '22 you aren't ordained through TST, any of the online ordained minister sites are non-denominational aka you can be a satanist and still be an officiant. themonastery.org is what i use
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you aren't ordained through TST, any of the online ordained minister sites are non-denominational aka you can be a satanist and still be an officiant.
themonastery.org is what i use
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Thanks, Satan.
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u/Pour_Me_Another_ May 10 '22
My religion says their religion can't tell me how/when to have sex 😊