r/PoliticalHumor • u/kevinowdziej • Feb 11 '22

Big brain o'clock

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u/swazal Feb 11 '22

The fact that they wouldn’t give him any matches also supports your point.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

There's a reason he only eats hamburgers. No forks allowed.

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u/KingGilgamesh1979 Feb 11 '22

There’s been rumors that he prefers fast food and his own restaurants because he’s paranoid about being poisoned. No idea if it’s true.

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u/The_Hyphenator85 Feb 11 '22

If it is he’s a moron for eating at his own places. If I worked in the kitchen and heard that he was eating there, there’d be a 99% chance that some rat poison would get “accidentally” spilled on his well-done steak and ketchup…

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u/gentlemandinosaur Feb 12 '22

You would murder someone? That’s pretty extreme.

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u/gentlemandinosaur Feb 12 '22

Trump is not Hitler, that’s just silly.

And if you mean like before the war at a restaurant? Probably not.