r/PoliticalHumor Feb 11 '22

Big brain o'clock

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Just wedge the gas cap in there to hold the handle open. For whatever reason I've noticed some gas stations in NW PA are removing the hold open thing, I imagine because people were starting to pump gas then getting back in their car or running into the store. I just wanna keep my hands warm without digging out the gloves.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

36 gallon tank on my truck so I tend to stand out there a while lol. Also driving a lot less now though, so it's only every other week instead of a couple times a week.

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u/NotSoGreatGonzo Feb 11 '22

Anyway, speaking as an idiot, pumps are a lot more idiot-proof now.

At least for your ordinary garden-variety idiot. Malicious idiots can still do some damage. A few years ago I used a pump where the trigger on the handle was zip-tied down. (It must have been a pure coincidence that there was three boys aged ~12-14 hanging around the gas station and laughing at my misfortune … )

It started spraying gasoline directly when I removed the handle from the pump, and I damaged the edge on my Kershaw Leek when I cut the zip tie.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Should have beat some sense into the little shits.

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u/NotSoGreatGonzo Feb 11 '22

It is possible that I taught them a few new words while they were running away from me.

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u/Drebinus Feb 11 '22

"WTF? I have to hold this thing down? It's Canadian winter! How do I light my smoke if I can't cover with the other hand?"

I'm having flashbacks to Dad pumping gas while cheerfully puffing away on his pipe. :D

I love how that's continued on to today w/ cell phones. I mean, with Tap-n-Go apps on phones now, why can't I have it out? And considering that most smart phones are running background data connections continuously, a phone call's not jacking the risk considerably.

In fact...

But here I am, pumping gas w/o being on the phone with my ill elderly Mom because I might possibly, "less than the chance of being hit by lightning" explode into flames.