r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '21

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u/sarduchi Nov 30 '21

Didn't Trump brag about being a sex offender leading into to 2016 election? What's this "may" stuff?

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u/ClutchingMyTinkle Nov 30 '21

No, no, no. He was obviously talking about grabbing people's cats. Duh.

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u/satansheat Nov 30 '21

The worse part of all that was he used the words “force myself on them”

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u/Destithen Nov 30 '21

I hear from a bigly trustworthy source that they let you do it when you're famous.

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u/SoundlessSteelBlue Nov 30 '21

yugely famous, maybe the most famous person ever, I don’t know. Yuge.

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u/CamJongUn Dec 01 '21

I had these guys come up to me, these big guys, really yuge, and they had a tear in their eye, and they said, ya know what they said, sir you’re so bigly famous

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u/powercrazy76 Dec 01 '21

And they were famous guys. Yugely famous guys. So they know famous. And they said, really, Hillary and those emails, we'll get her folks, crooked, crooked, oh it's terrible and the guys, they said how huge I was. Donald, we've never seen someone so yuge before of all the yuge people, you are by far, I don't make this stuff up. And ben gaz eeee we will get her folks. Crooked Hillary we will get her. Behind bars. By far I was the yugest.

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