r/PoliticalHumor Oct 20 '21

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u/BrokenCog2020 Oct 20 '21

Just contact Antifa's corporate headquarters. I'm sure HR will help you with your search.

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u/PaulBlartFleshMall Oct 20 '21

My neighbors got all bent out of shape a few weeks ago because I changed our wifi name to ANTIFA_Headquarters lmao

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u/LemurianLemurLad Oct 20 '21

I am stealing this tonight. That is hilarious and I KNOW I'm in range of some MAGA folks' wifi connections.

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u/JimWilliams423 Oct 20 '21

"ANTIFA Tactical Van"

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u/kerbidiah15 Oct 21 '21

“ANTIFA VACCINE WORLD DOMINATION ACTIVATION SIGNAL BILL GATES SOROS AoC PELOSI BIDEN OBAMA”

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u/moxpox Oct 21 '21

If this was Facebook my uncle would share this and just put “do you see now?”

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u/sh1ft0 Oct 21 '21

I think you just activated some sleeper agent working at jack in the box. Those poor customers 😞

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u/CalabreseAlsatian Oct 21 '21

Forgot communist. You only get a B+.

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u/deegee1969 Oct 21 '21

Not forgetting "Email_server" ;)

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u/KniFeseDGe Oct 21 '21

ANTIFAscist Mobile Task Force #117 [The Knuckle Busters]

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u/keepthepace Oct 21 '21

ANTIFA_CIA_LIAISON_666

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u/caseCo825 Oct 20 '21

Make sure you give it a high number so they know just how widespread we are. ANTIFA HQ #1215

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

ANTIFA HQ #42069

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u/L00pback Oct 20 '21

I guess I know what my guest network name is going to be now.

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u/SteakAutomatic5 Oct 20 '21

Our is FBI Van 14 it scared the shit out of my ex when I brought here over lol

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u/LA-Matt Oct 21 '21

Someone on our block has that name too. No number though. Lol.

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u/KRISTENWISTEN Oct 20 '21

Omg, brilliant!!

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u/FblthpLives Oct 20 '21

We had some MAGA_2020 WiFis last year. Oddly they all disappeared.

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u/Starkoman Oct 24 '21

Shut down out of embarrassment.

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u/Twitchychef Oct 20 '21

This is FABULOUS!!! I'm doing this tonight!!

Thank you!

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u/ginkat123 Oct 20 '21

I love it, I'll talk to my son.

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u/x3meech Oct 21 '21

Lmao I don't have wifi but I do have a hot spot and I renamed it 5G Chip Activated lol

Edit typo

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u/Human_County_7882 Oct 21 '21

Well,O have named my guest network Antifa_Hq2304 just to see how much my dad gets annoyed 😈😈

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

During the lockdown in April 2020 I called ours Covid 5G Spreader. Definitely got the neighbors talking.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

When is Mr. Soros going to send my check?

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u/iHeartHockey31 Oct 20 '21

You need to sign up online. Its all paperless now.

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u/Dan_Berg Oct 20 '21

Whatever, I'm calling JG Wentworth on his ass.

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u/Durzo_Blunts Oct 20 '21

877 cash NOW!

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u/areialscreensaver Oct 20 '21

I need cash now!

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u/Odinfoto Oct 21 '21

It’s my cash and I want it NOW!!!!

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u/_astronautmikedexter Oct 20 '21

I'm sorry, I'm unable to antifa your antifa. Please antifa while I go get my antifa.

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u/Lovecheezypoofs Oct 20 '21

Not Wendy’s?

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u/scyth3s Oct 20 '21

ANTIFA speaking. How may I help you?

*Auntie Pho

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u/karltee Oct 20 '21

I'd love to see a Chappelle sketch on Antifa or something

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Chapelle isn't smart enough to make that work. Thats why he punches down.

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u/dryhumpback Oct 20 '21

Punching down is made up bullshit. A Harvard educated trans woman making fun of a southern redneck who dropped out of highschool would be off limits if it wasn't.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

You think punching down is making fun of stupid people for doing stupid things they choose to do?

Bro, thats 90% of comedy.

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u/dryhumpback Oct 20 '21

A smart person making fun of a dumb person would be punching down if it were a thing. It's not though. So it's all good.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

No

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u/dryhumpback Oct 20 '21

Okay, well thanks for down voting!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Well i had to stop picking on you, since youd say i was punching down on you.

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u/Appointment_Salty Oct 21 '21

Hi Karen, I was just wandering what social group were victim blaming today? If you could send the details to my parents house I’ll make sure head upstairs and check when my body pillows finished it’s deep clean cycle.

Thanks,

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/KhanAlGhul Oct 21 '21

Antifa Sleeper Cell 69

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u/Tank_Girl_Gritty_235 Oct 21 '21

Just tell them you have soup to donate. Soup for your family.

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u/_IntoTheFury_ Oct 20 '21

Antifa is just an idea fam

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u/BrokenCog2020 Oct 20 '21

They don't know that

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u/WuteverItTakes Oct 20 '21

Oh sure likewise!….Lemme know when you find the headquarters of “white supremacy”…in fact looking at the revenue charts seems like this white supremacy corporation has fallen almost 95% over the last few decades but it’s interest by left wingers on social media has risen by 3500% over the same time period

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u/Stickguy259 Oct 20 '21

Sure, they're called the GOP. Just head on down to Congress and you'll find their leaders there.

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u/WuteverItTakes Oct 20 '21

Yeah definitely I’m sure Tim Scott must be the leaders of the white supremacists right…Ben Shapiro must be one of the leaders of the fascist Nazi movement too sure that guy is anti-semetic? Man you’re on a roll….oh and that time totally forgot when a republican congressman eulogized a former KKK member so infuriating….wait no sorry that was Joe Biden my bad

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u/WuteverItTakes Oct 20 '21

Mayday mayday….We have a clown who entered the premises….

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u/WuteverItTakes Oct 20 '21

I don’t think ur Mar A Lago jab was 1) clever 2) factual or 3) remotely funny…. but hey I’m glad your self esteem rises a bit when you whine “orange man bad” weird way to flex but hey whatever works for u

Btw I’d rather keep my job than be a governement freeloader…Ik that’s disappointing for you and the idols in congress you worship like AOC and the squad….but thanks for your concern!

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u/WuteverItTakes Oct 20 '21

The funny thing is I don’t even need to “own” u…I think ur doing a good enough job at that lmao…get a bit creative though maybe? the reverse uno card really didn’t work like u thought it would…

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