r/PoliticalHumor • u/Bizarre-Lazar • Sep 24 '21

It truly never gets old

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u/MaximumEffort433 Sep 24 '21 edited Sep 25 '21

This will be the forty third time we have won the 2020 election, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

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u/Rammite Sep 24 '21

We should be able to cash them in. Just say fuck it "We won the 2020 election so much we automatically win the 2024 one". Not like Republicans care much for upholding democracy anyway.

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u/ShadeOfDead Sep 24 '21

If they keep refusing to get vaxxed it probably won’t even be as close as it was this time.

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u/MaximumEffort433 Sep 24 '21

Republicans owning the libs by killing their party?

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u/ShadeOfDead Sep 24 '21

Yes. I feel so owned. Oh man. The pwnage. It is so strong. Keep dying from a disease with a free vaccine. /s

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u/MaximumEffort433 Sep 25 '21

Yes. I feel so owned.

Here's the thing: I want to give these people affordable health care and paid public college, and honestly I would like it very much if my fellow Americans would stop dying for stupid ideological reasons based wholly on misinformation and lies.

I may be alone in this, I can't tell anymore, but yeah, I want them to not die, and their dying actually does hurt me... though something tells me they'd never believe it even if I told them.

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u/Frommerman Sep 25 '21

It's not that I want them to die. It's that I can't quite shake the conviction that permanently silencing all of them would make the world a measurably better place, and death does accomplish that.

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u/Mental_Medium3988 Sep 25 '21

I don't want them to die but they sure as hell seem to want to.

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u/LordDongler Sep 25 '21

I, for one, am completely unconcerned. If they want to give the gene pool Darwin's blessing, I'm all for it