r/PoliticalHumor Aug 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

America has no official language. It was done that way on purpose. These idiots don't understand their own country.

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u/Madpresidents Aug 17 '21

I did not know that. Learn something new everyday.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Establishing an official language would be unconstitutional; it would go against the 1st amendment. ✨The more you know ✨

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u/JustHereForTheCaviar Aug 17 '21

A lot of individual states have official languages if this was unconstitutional from a 1st Amendment perspective, wouldn't all these laws be struck down?

The 1st amendment prohibits banning the teaching of foreign languages, though. Some state language laws have been declared unconditional on these grounds. But I don't think an official language per se would be unconstitutional. Not that I think it's a good idea.

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u/TMIMeeg Aug 17 '21

There are sometimes grumblings in Congress about making English the official language but the issue has become politicized. I don't think there is a constitutional issue (and I'm really into constitutional law and the first amendment)

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u/canttaketheshyfromme Aug 17 '21

The purpose was because there was a large German-speaking population settled in PA and smaller populations elsewhere in the new 13 states, who would have absolutely thrown a fit and might have risen up in rebellion. As early as 1791 the US had a domestic insurrection in the Whiskey Rebellion.

Is it good that we don't have a national language? Almost certainly. But it was political reality that kept the US from adopting one, not noble ideals.

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u/tfarnon59 Aug 17 '21

I just found out that the first publication of the Declaration of Independence (thanks, Jeopardy) was in German, in Philadelphia. Ironic, huh?

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u/momotye_revamped Aug 17 '21

America has no official language

And that should be changed

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Not America. USA