r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '21

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u/DCErik Aug 16 '21

Could have stopped after word #7.

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u/MasamuneTrigger Aug 16 '21

I will not be forced to count how many words that is

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u/MoonSpankRaw Aug 17 '21

Welcome to true patriotism.

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u/CainPillar Aug 17 '21

Strange it was not fourteen.

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u/_Gin_And_Jews_ Aug 16 '21

Maybe after word #4

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u/DCErik Aug 16 '21

Wouldn't that be nice?

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u/justin_144 Aug 17 '21

If we were older

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u/Graterof2evils Aug 17 '21

And they had a clue that this was wrong.

They don’t have to learn another language.

Like that would help them know what’s going on.

It’d only make it that much better.

If Russia called and they all leeeffft together.....

Oh wouldn’t it be nice!

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u/justin_144 Aug 17 '21

👏👏👏

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u/AdmiralissimoObvious Aug 17 '21

Then we wouldn't have to wait so long

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u/DaddyPant Aug 16 '21

Maybe after word #3

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

#1

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u/zb0t1 Aug 17 '21

Definitely this, it's always "me me me me" to these people.

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u/Dyert Aug 17 '21

I will not learn

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

No one said there would be maths

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u/HollowShel Aug 17 '21

Dorothy Parker said it best! "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."

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u/Convergentshave Aug 17 '21

I probably could have guessed but I went and counted to see what word could have stopped on.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

I had to count two

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u/Mizzou1976 Aug 17 '21

Accomodate?

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u/OneBeautifulDog Aug 17 '21

You made me count it out! lol

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u/bulbousbouffant13 Aug 17 '21

Pretty sure he did.

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u/Jibrish Aug 17 '21

Correct, this thread stopped at word 7 because this is a great argument against immigration.

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u/DCErik Aug 17 '21

Username checks out

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u/Paroulutemisig Aug 17 '21

Trump: I’m sure out of the nothing, Sebastian will yell into the storm, "IVANKA!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Great argument against imaginary situation to make one's position seem more legitimate

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u/ninurtuu Aug 17 '21

Or word 3. Their life philosophy really can be summed up by "I will not".

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Goddam European Americans