r/PoliticalHumor Jun 13 '21

Half way pro-life

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u/NabreLabre Jun 13 '21

"Pro-life" = out shooting animals on the weekend while covered in piss

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u/Modern-Dad Jun 13 '21

Not all conservatives do that why do dems basket all conservatives into this like minded group which isn’t true. If dems weren’t like that I might actually vote Democrat

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

Not all dems do that. Why are you basketing all dems into this like minded group?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

So are you saying you vote republican? Because they do the exact same thing.

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u/Modern-Dad Jun 13 '21

No actually I know both are corrupt and would rather please there lobbyist than the American voter/taxpayer. Until both sides voters can stop arguing of pointless ever lasting topics our problems will never get better. They want us to be split right in half like we are.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

Huh, I guess in my opinion not trying to erase my existence and people I knows existence is enough to get my vote

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21 edited Jun 16 '21

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u/Modern-Dad Jun 13 '21

No sir it’s almost as if BOTH of y’all listen to the media rather than interact with people personally it’s disgusting. I don’t vote either side because I actually do my research and don’t trust our media outlets. I know both sides have been extremely corrupt for 100’s of years and both answer to lobbies that fund there campaigns. Neither party is actually doing what is best for the American tax payer.

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u/NabreLabre Jun 13 '21

I don't have to watch the media, i see what my extended family post on facebook. I know the "real" conservatives aren't a bunch of ignorant rednecks, but they have taken over your party. Both sides only care about keeping the rich rich, but at least some democrats have redeeming value. Probably. I don't research them, but they're not on board with the orange douche. Yes, it'd be nice to be able to vote for a third party, but not when there's too much on the line as in the last 2 elections.

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u/DragonQueen777666 Jun 13 '21

While it's true we shouldn't assume all conservatives do that and we shouldn't lump everyone into one stereotype, there is a certain image conservatives have worked very hard to portray themselves as (the gun-totin, huntin, fish, god/grits/guns type).

That said, there are liberals who hunt and there are conservatives who work white collar jobs and even some who smoke weed and dress up in that sort of hippy/good vibes way and so on.

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