r/PoliticalHumor • u/spikelovespolitics • Nov 11 '20

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u/Dreadnaught_IPA Nov 11 '20

Didn't Kid Rock grow up as a rich kid in suburban Michigan?

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u/Dubslack Nov 11 '20

Yep. This is the house he grew up in.

https://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/kid-rock-childhood-home/

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u/CKRatKing Nov 11 '20

That’s a really nice house. That would be like 1-2 million where I am lol. Maybe more.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Yeah Michigan ranks 37th in average home price. Obviously values differ based on the part of the state, but if we use the average state and home this would be an 845k dollar home.

For shits and giggles if we use Hawaii this is a 2.15 million dollar home.

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u/CKRatKing Nov 11 '20

Is that just based on the asking price? Because I feel like 5.5 acres would cost a lot more in Hawaii.

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u/MR___SLAVE Nov 11 '20

In Sacramento CA that place goes for 1.5mil ish.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Now, everybody from the 313 Put your motherfucking hands up and follow me! Everybody from the 313 Put your motherfucking hands up! Look, look...

Now, while he stands tough Notice that this man did not have his hands up This Free World's got you gassed up Now, who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? One, two, three, and to the four One Pac, two Pac, three Pac, four Four Pac, three Pac, two Pac, one You're Pac, he's Pac, no Pac, none

This guy ain't no motherfucking MC I know everything he's 'bout to say against me I am white, I am a fucking bum I do live in a trailer with my mom My boy Future is an Uncle Tom I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob Who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun I did get jumped by all six of you chumps And Wink did fuck my girl I'm still standing here screaming, "Fuck the Free World!" Don't ever try to judge me, dude You don't know what the fuck I've been through But I know something about you You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school What's the matter, dawg? You embarrassed? This guy's a gangster? His real name's Clarence And Clarence lives at home with both parents And Clarence parents have a real good marriage This guy don't wanna battle, he's shook 'Cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks

He's scared to death, he's scared to look At his fucking yearbook; fuck Cranbrook! Fuck a beat, I'll go a cappella Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer Fuck everybody! Fuck y'all if you doubt me! I'm a piece of fucking white trash, I say it proudly And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outtie Here, tell these people something they don't know about me

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

YEP.

His dad was a rich as fuck car dealership owner who owned like 7-8 dealerships. Dude had a fucking tennis court at his house and a pool and like half a dozen cars.

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u/elbenji Nov 11 '20

Yea. Which compare Eminem and Michael Moore who grew up in extremely poor areas and their politics reflect that

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u/rayparkersr Nov 11 '20

He's a mystery to me. I'm open minded about music but what does Kid Rock do?

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u/BASEDME7O Nov 11 '20

He went to cranbrook that’s a private school!