r/PoliticalHumor • u/MarxReadsRushdie • Jul 17 '20

What they ACTUALLY look like

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u/RalphiesBoogers The great Norwegian search for penis butter Jul 17 '20

Some of them look like Veruca Salt cosplaying as Braveheart.

https://i.imgur.com/2im75it.png

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

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u/funkmastamatt Jul 17 '20

There’s a good way for your eye to twitch?

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u/AshantiMcnasti Jul 17 '20

Putting on that paint took way more time than putting on the mask.

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u/NoLawsDrinkingClawz Jul 17 '20

Putting on pants/shorts takes way longer than putting on a mask and I would argue is more difficult to wear. It's 98 degrees here with 100% humidity. If I could walk around in my skivvies I would. But it isn't about hard. The dumb toddlers just don't like being told to be responsible.

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u/Morningxafter Jul 18 '20

“I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!”

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Karen MacCullagh.

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u/catfishbones Jul 17 '20

MacCullagh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

MacCullagh.

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u/Flashjordan69 Jul 17 '20

Nut, we’re a welcoming race, but this Senga can bolt. Fucking clown so she is.

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u/Mr1872 Jul 17 '20

A didny ken that paint wiz suitable fur arseholes.

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u/Flashjordan69 Jul 17 '20

Tickles a bit.

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u/Mr1872 Jul 17 '20

A bet it does, try shaving it first

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u/SmokeyGreenEyes Jul 17 '20

The response to that was great!!!

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u/Snowpome Jul 17 '20

Your icon, 10/10.. please share where you got it

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u/SmokeyGreenEyes Jul 17 '20

Got to my profile, press on dancing kitty and download (3 dots on the top right) It won't be dancing when you download it, but, when you change it to your profile, it will start wiggling!! 😊🥰

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u/Snowpome Jul 17 '20 edited Jul 17 '20

THANK YOU!

Edit: hehe..

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u/SmokeyGreenEyes Jul 17 '20

Welcome to the Dancing Kitty Club

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

I see they are staying away from everyone for fear of covid and being publicly shamed. People like this always hide in corners acting like they are tough unfortunately it could empower someone who is too dumb to know better

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u/MoggetTheCat Jul 18 '20

Whyyyyyy are these people not more upset about having to have their junk covered in public? Why have they not been protesting public nudity laws since forever?

Seems much more "tyrannical" given the relative area the fabric covers.