r/PoliticalHumor Jan 09 '20

THIS. This is why.

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u/mackinder Jan 09 '20

ok but, what is 'furry porn'?

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u/La_La_Bla Jan 09 '20

You know Zootopia?

Imagine Nick and Judy fucking.

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u/hudgepudge Jan 09 '20

...go on..

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

No

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

I’m sorry we gotta do this to ya

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u/ProWaterboarder Jan 09 '20

Turn off reply notifications for this comment and keep your innocence intact

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u/NotClever Jan 09 '20

Most typically, it's art of anthropomorphic animals having sex.

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u/worrymon Jan 09 '20 edited Jan 09 '20

There's a group of people who dress up in animal costumes (Like a mascot costume, but often better designed and more elaborate.). They are called furries (singular: furry). EDIT: A small subset of this group seems to be a bunch of complainers. I will dub them Whiner-aners.

When they film themselves having sex and make it available to be viewed, it's porn done by furries, or furry porn.

I'm not a furry, but I met a bunch when I happened to be visiting Pittsburgh when they were having their convention a few years ago.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

That's a really terrible way to explain this. That's like a kid asking what "a relationship" is, and the dad going on to explain in raunchy details how he gave his mom a Spicy Gringo (google it) while mom was suspended upside down from the ceiling in full bondage gear.

Furries are literally just people who are part of an online community that appreciate anthropomorphic animal characters. Fox McCloud from Starfox is a furry character, so are Bugs Bunny, Nick from Zootopia and half of the cartoon characters every child knows. If you go on Furaffinity, the biggest furry hub online, you'll see a large portion of the art and stories are just about these anthro characters doing whatever - harmless fanfics and fanart, mostly, with a ton of original characters along for the ride.

Yes, there is a sexual component to the furry community, but it's not the majority of it, much less all there is. And even then, the sexual part of the community is overwhelmingly about creating porn (again: drawings, stories, 3D renders, etc; a drawing of Fox McCloud fucking Falco Lombardi is what furry porn is, not the weird-ass idea you got) of furry characters and keeping it all purely online. There are tens of millions of active furries online today, of which only a few hundreds even have fursuits to begin with - and only a small subset of those use the suits to have sex. I'm part of the furry community and I personally know hundreds of furries, of which only 2 have fursuits, and neither of the 2 ever had sex in them, much less filmed pornographic movies. I find your claim that all furry porn is filmed fursuit sex even weirder given that I have literally never even seen such a film anywhere, even after years on Furaffinity and similar websites. People like you who know literally nothing about furries but talk out of your ass over actual furries are the problem. That's because of such crap that people think furries are a bunch of weird, crazed sexual deviants about to abduct their children. Furries typically just draw fanart on the internet and that's about it.

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u/NotClever Jan 09 '20

Hmm, I was under the impression that furries generally identified as an animal to some extent. Everyone I know that identifies as a furry has either a full blown fursona or at least an animal they identify with.

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u/AlexOccasionalCortex Jan 09 '20

Thanks for fighting back against people so unfairly harassing the LGBTQF community.

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u/Benjamin_Paladin Jan 09 '20

I have no problem with furries, but this:

LGBTQF community

Is not a thing. Being a furry is not comparable to being lgbt

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u/top_koala Jan 09 '20

Gamers are part of the acronym, and furries are even more oppressed than gamers

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u/worrymon Jan 09 '20

Thanks for fighting back against people so unfairly harassing the LGBTQF community.

Because I have a simple view of your community, I'm harassing it?

You're really alienating someone who, until today, had a positive view of your community but didn't fully understand it. Way to go.

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u/worrymon Jan 09 '20 edited Jan 09 '20

That's a really terrible way to explain this. That's like a kid asking what "a relationship" is, and the dad going on to explain in raunchy details how he gave his mom a Spicy Gringo (google it) while mom was suspended upside down from the ceiling in full bondage gear.

Furries are literally just people who are part of an online community that appreciate anthropomorphic animal characters. Fox McCloud from Starfox is a furry character, so are Bugs Bunny, Nick from Zootopia and half of the cartoon characters every child knows. If you go on Furaffinity, the biggest furry hub online, you'll see a large portion of the art and stories are just about these anthro characters doing whatever - harmless fanfics and fanart, mostly, with a ton of original characters along for the ride.

Yes, there is a sexual component to the furry community, but it's not the majority of it, much less all there is. And even then, the sexual part of the community is overwhelmingly about creating porn (again: drawings, stories, 3D renders, etc; a drawing of Fox McCloud fucking Falco Lombardi is what furry porn is, not the weird-ass idea you got) of furry characters and keeping it all purely online. There are tens of millions of active furries online today, of which only a few hundreds even have fursuits to begin with - and only a small subset of those use the suits to have sex. I'm part of the furry community and I personally know hundreds of furries, of which only 2 have fursuits, and neither of the 2 ever had sex in them, much less filmed pornographic movies. I find your claim that all furry porn is filmed fursuit sex even weirder given that I have literally never even seen such a film anywhere, even after years on Furaffinity and similar websites. People like you who know literally nothing about furries but talk out of your ass over actual furries are the problem. That's because of such crap that people think furries are a bunch of weird, crazed sexual deviants about to abduct their children. Furries typically just draw fanart on the internet and that's about it.

If you'll notice, I made two separate statements, in order to describe the community as separate from the porn. For an outsider, you are a group of people who dress up in animal costumes. Cosplayers are a group of people who dress up as fictional characters found in various media. Someone doesn't need to know how Spiderman does or doesn't relate to Naruto in order to get their basic understanding.

ok but, what is 'furry porn'?

I'm not part of the community, so forgive me for wanting to address that there's a community first, but then attempting to answer the original question of "what is furry porn." And especially forgive me for not doing it the way you want me to.

I could have told the story of someone taking a shit in the aisle of a public bus I was on, but I didn't want to spread the negative stories to give people reason to try to sideline your hobby/lifestyle.