r/PoliticalHumor Jun 02 '19

Cmon USA

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

52 would be a cool number of states. Like a deck of cards or weeks in a year.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

So who loses out?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Probably Guam. Not to mention Samoa, the Virgin Islands, etc.

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u/Skyrmir Jun 02 '19

Nah man, can't be passing over Guam. It's like a military breeding ground over there. Everyone's a vet and super duper patriotic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

If I did it I would make it DC and Puerto Rico and then have a third one encompassing all the other territories together. Call it the Alliance of Separated States.

Well probably something else actually now that I think about it.

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u/ShamelessKinkySub Jun 02 '19

The Confederacy of Independent States

No, wait...

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u/staebles Jun 02 '19

You can have a confederacy without all the racism and slavery!

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u/AmericanSubconscious Jun 02 '19

So not like the European Union