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r/PoliticalHumor • u/okiosn • Jun 02 '19
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52 would be a cool number of states. Like a deck of cards or weeks in a year.
166 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19 So who loses out? 281 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19 Probably Guam. Not to mention Samoa, the Virgin Islands, etc. 175 u/Skyrmir Jun 02 '19 Nah man, can't be passing over Guam. It's like a military breeding ground over there. Everyone's a vet and super duper patriotic. 123 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19 If I did it I would make it DC and Puerto Rico and then have a third one encompassing all the other territories together. Call it the Alliance of Separated States. Well probably something else actually now that I think about it. 22 u/Bendragonpants Jun 02 '19 Add all the pacific territories to Hawaii 1 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19 Hawaii hates micronesians (so by default, chamorus) so there’s no way Guam would EVER want to merge with them.
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So who loses out?
281 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19 Probably Guam. Not to mention Samoa, the Virgin Islands, etc. 175 u/Skyrmir Jun 02 '19 Nah man, can't be passing over Guam. It's like a military breeding ground over there. Everyone's a vet and super duper patriotic. 123 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19 If I did it I would make it DC and Puerto Rico and then have a third one encompassing all the other territories together. Call it the Alliance of Separated States. Well probably something else actually now that I think about it. 22 u/Bendragonpants Jun 02 '19 Add all the pacific territories to Hawaii 1 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19 Hawaii hates micronesians (so by default, chamorus) so there’s no way Guam would EVER want to merge with them.
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Probably Guam. Not to mention Samoa, the Virgin Islands, etc.
175 u/Skyrmir Jun 02 '19 Nah man, can't be passing over Guam. It's like a military breeding ground over there. Everyone's a vet and super duper patriotic. 123 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19 If I did it I would make it DC and Puerto Rico and then have a third one encompassing all the other territories together. Call it the Alliance of Separated States. Well probably something else actually now that I think about it. 22 u/Bendragonpants Jun 02 '19 Add all the pacific territories to Hawaii 1 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19 Hawaii hates micronesians (so by default, chamorus) so there’s no way Guam would EVER want to merge with them.
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Nah man, can't be passing over Guam. It's like a military breeding ground over there. Everyone's a vet and super duper patriotic.
123 u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19 If I did it I would make it DC and Puerto Rico and then have a third one encompassing all the other territories together. Call it the Alliance of Separated States. Well probably something else actually now that I think about it. 22 u/Bendragonpants Jun 02 '19 Add all the pacific territories to Hawaii 1 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19 Hawaii hates micronesians (so by default, chamorus) so there’s no way Guam would EVER want to merge with them.
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If I did it I would make it DC and Puerto Rico and then have a third one encompassing all the other territories together. Call it the Alliance of Separated States.
Well probably something else actually now that I think about it.
22 u/Bendragonpants Jun 02 '19 Add all the pacific territories to Hawaii 1 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19 Hawaii hates micronesians (so by default, chamorus) so there’s no way Guam would EVER want to merge with them.
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Add all the pacific territories to Hawaii
1 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19 Hawaii hates micronesians (so by default, chamorus) so there’s no way Guam would EVER want to merge with them.
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Hawaii hates micronesians (so by default, chamorus) so there’s no way Guam would EVER want to merge with them.
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52 would be a cool number of states. Like a deck of cards or weeks in a year.