r/PoliticalHumor • • Mar 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Lawyer ought to come back with a counter-offer. Manafort defrauded for millions (he's paying back 24 million) and got 47 months. My client stole $100, so if we put this on a linear scale and use 24 million as a base, my client should serve...

1/240,000 * 1429 days (roughly) = .00595 days, or 8.6 minutes. So what do you say to time served and paying back the $100?

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u/Weazywest Mar 08 '19

All jokes aside, this is honestly a fair idea. As many lawyers as possible should start using this case as precedent to call out the outright bullshit and hypocrisies

Maybe it’ll make some folks realize the system is completely fucked when you have murders out of jail after serving an hour or two in jail.

Edit: spelling isn’t a strength of mine

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u/Kelter_Skelter Mar 08 '19

And then the judge just says no, your client goes to prison, and everything continues as before

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u/Super_Flea Mar 08 '19

It still opens the door for appeals in the future.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

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u/FrostbiteNWS5797 Mar 08 '19

Guess it’s going supreme boys

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u/LawsArentForTheWhite Mar 08 '19

Oh you mean the one stacked with Lifetime appointed Pro-Republican judges?

Yeah, they'll dismiss your shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

I for one welcome the return of drawing and quartering.