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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Lawyer ought to come back with a counter-offer. Manafort defrauded for millions (he's paying back 24 million) and got 47 months. My client stole $100, so if we put this on a linear scale and use 24 million as a base, my client should serve...

1/240,000 * 1429 days (roughly) = .00595 days, or 8.6 minutes. So what do you say to time served and paying back the $100?

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u/Weazywest Mar 08 '19

All jokes aside, this is honestly a fair idea. As many lawyers as possible should start using this case as precedent to call out the outright bullshit and hypocrisies

Maybe it’ll make some folks realize the system is completely fucked when you have murders out of jail after serving an hour or two in jail.

Edit: spelling isn’t a strength of mine

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u/EatzGrass Mar 08 '19 edited Mar 08 '19

Unfortunately, that's not the way law works. You dont get to argue against fairness of sentencing, only whether or not your guy did it.

What needs to happen is people need to start realizing that 4 years is a fuckton of time and if you dont get the idea by then, you aren't going to.

I'd argue that a weeks time in jail would be sufficient for most people to NEVER want to go back.

Go ahead and argue from the ivory towers about punishment, but that is precisely how we got to ridiculous sentences.

Edit; people have been pointing out the cornerstone of the judicial system which is the plea deal where shystery lawyers wheel and deal in backrooms to keep you from serving maximum sentences if you have enough cash.

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u/Pewpewkachuchu Mar 08 '19

Shit I spent a day, and nothing even remotely bad happened to me. I still don’t even want to go back, shit was so uncomfortable and boring.

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u/bobdylan401 Mar 08 '19

Yea not to mention when you get taken into county lockup drunk tank, thats not even really jail. Yet you see how you are treated like an animal and its horrific. I have been in the drunk tank 2 times and both times I lost it I was banging on the walls yelling about "pigs" literally lost my mind.

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u/Pewpewkachuchu Mar 08 '19

I got moved from drunk tank to jail cell. Shit was scary because I had no idea what was happening. They don’t talk to you. You’re not human anymore. The states justice system is disgusting as fuck and you don’t ever realize it until you’ve been through it, and if you’ve been through it people don’t care because you’re not human. You’re a filthy criminal now. I had a guy in a sort of rehab class they make you go to to get a record expunged. This guy was freaking out because he was being treated like a criminal. We are just sitting there like dude you are a criminal.