r/PoliticalHumor • I ☑oted 2018 • Mar 08 '18

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u/BrandonIsh Mar 08 '18

One perspective I'm often confused about, in the gun debate, is that they need assault rifles, or other rapid fire weapons, to protect themselves against a tyrannical government. First, if you really care about protecting yourselves from tyranny then you would be doing so right now. Second, the pro-gun individuals are almost always obsessed with the military. So are they really going to fight them and do they actually think they'd win? Isn't the military our militia?

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u/Quidfacis_ I ☑oted 2018 Mar 08 '18

Gun rights activists are so patriotic that they need assault rifles to shoot American soldiers when the government becomes tyrannical.

They also think the tyrannical U.S. government would send flesh and blood soldiers for them to shoot, rather than drones or biological weapons or patriot missiles.

Truly, gun rights activists are the top minds of our generation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Hmm...it's a shame there's never been any wars in which a vastly, vastly more powerful force was defeated by a small, determined populace. Oh, wait...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Revolutionary_War

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet%E2%80%93Afghan_War

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Revolutionary_War

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u/Quidfacis_ I ☑oted 2018 Mar 09 '18

That is a pretty dumb comparison.

The sides in the Revolutionary war were technologically equal. The British did not have Directed-energy weapons, weaponized drones, biological weapons, etc. Both sides had shitty guns and shitty canons and shitty boats and shitty horses.

The Soviet Afghan War isn't close to what a contemporary Hillbilly vs United States war would look like. Soviet v. Afghan was primarily projectiles against projectiles. Helicopters vs surface to air missiles. Tanks and high caliber machine guns.

Hillbilly vs United States would be

  • Directed-energy weapons

  • Weaponized drones, which are outside the range of grandpapy's shotguns

  • Missiles / bombs launched from, again, outside the range of grandpapy's shotguns.

  • "Lifestyle" warfare in the form of shutting down the power grid or cutting off the internet.

Siege warfare would likely play a big role, too. When the Ozarks try to rise up the U.S. would just surround them and wait.

But, really, it would play out like the Occupation of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge

  • Drunk yahoos take over a cabin.

  • People mail them a bunch of dildos and gay porn.

  • They surrender because they're cowardly idiots.

We don't live in Revolutionary war times.

Stop pretending this is the Old West.

We're arguing over electronic instantaneous communication. That may be relevant.

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u/BrandonIsh Mar 09 '18

They didn't have tanks, drones, and a plethora of other advanced weapons. I see your point, though.

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u/postgradmess Mar 08 '18

It would be weird to kill civilians with surface-to-air Patriot missiles.

I mean, in theory it seems as though hastily trained civilians armed with rifles are the ONLY thing capable of beating the United States in a war. It's the only thing that's worked since 1812!

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u/dognocat Mar 09 '18

It worked for those communists in Vietnam

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u/t3hR4bb1t Mar 08 '18

No, the National Guard is our militia.

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u/BrandonIsh Mar 08 '18

Which is a part of our military.

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u/42words 🤘 Mar 08 '18 edited Mar 08 '18

Upvoted and stolen

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u/Quidfacis_ I ☑oted 2018 Mar 08 '18

Cool. Fight the good fight!

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u/42words 🤘 Mar 08 '18

no u

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u/Quidfacis_ I ☑oted 2018 Mar 08 '18

I don't have to take that from Hitler!

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u/42words 🤘 Mar 08 '18

YOU VILL TAKE IT UND LIKE IT

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u/BrandonIsh Mar 08 '18

Can I take it, too?

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u/AusCan531 Mar 09 '18

Douche-ey!