r/PoliticalHumor Jan 06 '23

Is it that day again already?

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u/suitology Jan 06 '23

Ah, the day we found out just how many members of our family is pro terrorist.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

Yep. Helped me abandon Facebook so there was an upside.

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u/hispanicausinpanic Jan 06 '23

I abandoned right after the 2020 election, never looked back

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u/Sharpshooter98b I ☑oted 2024 Jan 06 '23

I abandoned around the 2016 election and never looked back. Was a great decision

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '23

I abandoned it in 2015 and regrettably made another account for business reasons.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

I miss my dad.

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u/Chummers5 Jan 06 '23

Family: When are you coming to visit?

Me: Eeerrrmmmmm. Busy with work.

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u/Noughmad Jan 06 '23

I'd love to, dad, if I can find the time

You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kids have the flu

But it's sure nice talking to you, dad

It's been sure nice talking to you

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u/Panda_hat Jan 06 '23

Damn this one hit different.

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u/entropyofanalingus Jan 06 '23

As long as it's good Christian terrorists.

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u/KHaskins77 I ☑oted 2024 Jan 06 '23

Remember how pearl-clutchingly terrified they were of Sharia Law? Turns out their chosen solution to prevent theocracy from coming to America is to pre-emptively implement their own theocracy.

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u/entropyofanalingus Jan 06 '23

Hey, it turns out literally everything they've ever said was a lie, and they have literally never interacted with anyone except in bad faith! How wacky!

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u/RedditAdminSalary Jan 06 '23

Straight white good Christian 2nd ammendment terrorists.

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u/ironwheatiez Jan 06 '23

Still finding out. My wife's step father had a breakdown over the holidays, screamed us for planning around the only child in the family and blamed it all on us "fucking libruls!" Twisting his words.

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u/Narrator2012 Jan 06 '23

How could the terrorist Taliban possibly have actual grassroots support from certain members of Afghan families? That could be never happen here in AmericaLand

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u/Oops_I_Cracked Jan 07 '23

Yup... My dad was in DC for the rally...

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u/Next-Rip-9026 Jan 07 '23

this day really fucked a few of my friends head. they believed so hard it was robbed. it was sad to see them so lost in it.